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Aaron Paul Quotes

Total quotes: 33
“I hate cell phones! Everywhere you turn nothing but texting and yakking and texting.”
— Francis, The Last House on the Left
Tagged: Cell Phones, Texting, yakking
“BoJack, stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you! It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened in your career, or when you were a kid! It's you! Alright? It's you. Fuck, man. What else is there to say?”
— Todd Chavez (voice), BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 3: It's You
Tagged: it's you, You're The Problem
“Yeah, bitch! Magnets!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 4: Face Off
Tagged: Bitch, Magnets
“So roll me further, bitch.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: I See You
Tagged: roll me, Bitch
“Yo, Gatorade me, bitch.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: gatorade, Bitch
“Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 1: A No-Rough-Stuff Type Deal
Tagged: Meth, Science, dumb
“I'M A BLOWFISH! BLOWFISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOWFISHIN' THIS UP!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Negro Y Azul
Tagged: blowfish, I'm a blowfish
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Sunset
Tagged: Private Domicile, Harassment, Bitch
“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 4: Box Cutter
Tagged: Same Page, Kill, dead, Shit
“Jesse: What's the point of being an outlaw when you got responsibilities?

Badger: Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death
Star.

Skinny Pete: True that. Two of them bitches.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Kafkaesque
Tagged: Outlaw, Responsibilities, Darth Vader, Death Star, Star Wars, Bitvches
“Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.

Walter: I just gave you $600.

Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Down
Tagged: Daddy Warbucks, Completely Testicular
“Jesse: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it’s contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an Ebola leak or something.

Walter: Ebola.

Jesse: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

Walter: Thank you. I know what Ebola is.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: Discovery Channel, Ebola, Contamination
“Jesse: Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles, but I don’t see nobody.

Walter: Cow house?

Jesse: Yeah, where they live.

Walter: …

Jesse: The cows!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: cow houses, Ignorance
“Jesse: [looking at the painting 'My Last Door' by Georgia O’Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.

Jane: I didn’t say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas.

Jesse: Uh, seriously? Not even close.

Jane: Georgia O’Keeffe painted all kinds of stuff. Everyday items, her surroundings. Some of it evoked an erotic nature. It’s who she was.

Jesse: Not like any vagina I ever saw. This chick have medical issues?”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Abiquiu
Tagged: Georgia O'Keeffe, Vaginas, paintings
“Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 4: End Times
Tagged: Meth, meth cook, Nerdy, old dude, Crystal Meth, RV, Wheelchair
“Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: rat turds, FDA, Assholes, Bitches, Hot Dogs
“I don't want the responsibility of other people's lives. I can barely deal with my own, okay? I don't want to bring any more pain.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 2: Restitution
Tagged: Pain, Responsibility
“Um, well I'm just not used to being dishonest with people that I care about.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 2: For Our Safety
Tagged: dishonest, Lies, Secret Secrets
“Thank you for the gifts of this bread, to sustain these vessels, our bodies, so that may have the energy to create a more beautiful world, and break through the blocks and barriers of this life and ascend The Ladder of Enlightenment together: So that someday we may be free of these earthly forms and live as Light together in The Garden.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 1: A Homecoming
Tagged: Grace, Thankfulness, prayer
“The truth is, we're all idiots. I mean, we're all We're all fuck-ups. We hurt people. Even people we deeply love.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 1: A Homecoming
Tagged: idiots, Pain, hurt
“And you think that I can't touch you? No, you can't touch me, asshole, because I am the one.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 2: Defiance
Tagged: Untouchable
“What is it with guys like us? What makes us so willing to sacrifice everything? Home, family. Are we just so fucking noble?”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 2: Why We Source
Tagged: Sacrifice, Nobility
“You know, I saw a lot of a lot of highway, broken bottles, broken people, um, kind people, fast food wrappers, and, uh, and roadkill.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 1: A Room with a View
Tagged: Broken People, Roadkill
“Once you see the first crack, you begin to realize it's cracked all over.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 1: Breaking and Entering
Tagged: Decay, decline
“I made a mistake. A horrible, terrible mistake, but people make mistakes.”
— Eddie Lane, The Path, Season 1: The Era of the Way
Tagged: Mistakes, Second Chances
“How many people eat a fucking cracker and really believe that it's the body of Christ?”
— Eddie Cleary, The Path, Season 1: A Room with a View
Tagged: Christianity, The Eucharist
“I believe in the work that we do. But the rest is just fucking fairy tales.”
— Eddie Cleary, The Path, Season 1: A Room with a View
Tagged: Religion, Good Acts for the Wrong Reasons
“Forget the Light. Just do not give up on your kid, all right?”
— Eddie Cleary, The Path, Season 1: A Room with a View
Tagged: Children
“I was you. I was lost.”
— Eddie Cleary, The Path, Season 1: What the Fire Throws
Tagged: lost
“Things don't become traditions because they're good, BoJack, they become good because they're traditions.”
— Todd Chavez, BoJack Horseman, BoJack Horseman Season 2: Sabrinas Christmas Wish
“That’s a terrible thing to say to a baby!”
— Todd Chavez, Hooray! Todd Episode!
Tagged: On Looking Like Bojack
“Can we return to the surface? All my favorite clouds are up there.”
— Todd Chavez, Underground
“Jerb Kazzaz that sound's like something you'd get at a Mediterranean restaurant and wouldn't finish. The waiter would say, you want box up this Jerb Kazzaz? And you'd say no.”
— Todd Chavez, Out to Sea
Tagged: You Can't Even Get this Right
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