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Bob Odenkirk Quotes

Total quotes: 52
“You're letting the whole ocean in at once.”
— Jacob Winograd, Undone, Season 1: The Hospital
Tagged: Ocean, Flood, Too Much, Overwhelming
“[pitching a themed restaurant idea to the mayor] It's a veteran of World War II. Actually, this particular picture is a model, uh, but our idea is to have him come in and tell war stories and connect with the children and, um, you know, serve pizza.”
— Tom Peters, Tom Goes to the Mayor, Season 1: WW Laserz
“It’s never too late for congratulations.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Amarillo
Tagged: Congratulations, Never Too Late, Congrats
“Money is not beside the point… Money is the point.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: Money, Money Matters, greedy
“Perfection is the enemy of perfectly adequate.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Witness
Tagged: Perfection, Adequate, enemies
“Whoa, whoa. Hold up. What the hell happened to you? I get it, the first rule of Fight Club, right?”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Fight Club, Beat Up, Rules
“For ten minutes today, Chuck didn’t hate me. I forgot what that felt like.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Mabel
Tagged: Hatred, Brotherly Feud, Hate Me
“Getting arrested that makes people look guilty, even the innocent ones, and innocent people get arrested every day.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: guilty, innocent, Arrested
“I’m not good at building shit, you know? I’m excellent at tearing it down.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: destructive, Building Things, Destroying Things
“What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60? “Your Honor.””
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Judges, Jokes
“The bar exam’s a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it’s like losing your virginity, third time’s the charm.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: RICO
Tagged: Bar Exam, Virginity, Losing Your Virginity
“Sometimes the good guys win.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Nailed
Tagged: Good Guys, winners, Good Guys Finish First
“Sometimes you have to say something out loud to hear how crazy it sounds.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Inflatable
Tagged: crazy, Crazy Talk, Hear Yourself Speak
“What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? An offer you can’t understand.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer? The tick falls off when you’re dead!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? Because deep down, they’re really good people.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Jokes, Lawyer Jokes, Lawyers
“A good magician never reveals his secrets.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Bingo
Tagged: Magician, tricks, Magic Tricks, Secrets
“Got to look successful to be successful.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Bingo
Tagged: Dress For Success, Successful, look good
“The fallacy of sunk cost… It’s what gamblers do. They throw good money after bad thinking they can turn their luck around. It’s like, 'I’ve already spent this much money or time… whatever. I got to keep going!' No, there’s no reward at the end of this game.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Switch
Tagged: Sunk Cost, Money, Spending Money, Gamblers
“What’s the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle? The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Rebecca
Tagged: Lawyer Jokes, Jokes, Lawyers
“If I had to do it all over again, I would maybe do some things differently. I just thought you should know that.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Lantern
Tagged: Different Choices, Change The Past, Redo
“I pretend not to care, but he's my brother. How can I not?”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Expenses
Tagged: brothers, Family, Pretending Not To Care
“Here's what's gonna happen. One day you're gonna get sick – again. One of your employees is gonna find you curled up in that space blanket, take you to the hospital, hook you up to those machines that beep and whir and hurt. And this time, it will be too much. And you will die there. Alone.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Sunk Costs
Tagged: Die Alone, sickness, Death
“You pulled that heartstrings con job on me?! You piece of shit! 'Oh, my brain used to work, I'm sick, I don't know what to do!' Asshole! No wonder Rebecca left you! What took her so long?!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Witness
Tagged: asshole, Divorce, Con Job
“Nothing makes me sadder than to see people of the Greatest Generation... people like my own Nana and Bobo... gettin' overcharged by some great, big company. Even if it was an accident.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Amarillo
Tagged: Elders, Elder Law, Overcharged, Grandparents
“Detective 1: What the hell is a squat cobbler?!

Jimmy McGill: It's when a man sits in pie! He sits in a pie! And he... he wiggles around.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Amarillo
Tagged: Squat Cobbler, pies, Porn
“I know what stopped me. And you know what? It's never stopping me again.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Marco
Tagged: Stop, What Stopped Me, Not Holding Back
“Chuck McGill: You broke into a nursing home?

Jimmy McGill: Assisted living.

Chuck McGill: And you stole their garbage. My God.

Jimmy McGill: No, it was in public. There was no lock, no nothing. I just lifted the lid, and there it was. There's no reasonable expectation of privacy in that situation, is there? You can't say it's private if a hobo can use it as a wigwam!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: RICO
Tagged: Nursing Home, Assisted Living, Theft, Break In
“I love what you've done with the place. Last time I was here, it was, uh... Well, not a contender for the cover of Good Housekeeping, that's for sure.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Bingo
Tagged: Good Housekeeping, Houses, Homes, compliments
“We can we all three just parachute down from cloud cuckoo land?”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Bingo
Tagged: Cuckoo, crazy, insults
“I'm number one on your speed dial, right next to your weed dealer.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: Weed, Marijuana, Speed Dial
“Do you remember nineteen? Let me tell you, the juices are flowing. The red corpuscles are corpuscling, the grass is green, and it's soft, and summer's gonna last forever. Now, do you remember? Yeah, you do. But if you're being honest... I mean, well, really honest, you'll recall that you also had an underdeveloped nineteen-year-old brain. Me, personally, if I were held accountable for some of the stupid decisions I made when I was nineteen...”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Uno
Tagged: Nineteen, teenagers, Teen Years
“Kim Wexler: 'Saul Goodman.'

Jimmy McGill: Yeah. It's like, 'S'all good, man.'”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 3: Off Brand
Tagged: It's All Good, name, Jokes, play on words
“Chuck McGill: You do realize you just confessed to a felony?

Jimmy McGill: I guess. But you feel better, right? Besides, it's your word against mine.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Klick
Tagged: Confession, Felony, Your word against mine
“Hey, the world is ‭a rich tapestry, my friends.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Cobbler
Tagged: Friends, rich, Tapestry, World
“Hoboken Squat Cobbler. Full Moon Moon Pie. Boston Crème Splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the Ass Man. Dutch Apple Ass.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Cobbler
Tagged: Shock, Pie Sitters, Messy, pies, Names
“Not all pie sitters cry.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 2: Cobbler
Tagged: pies, Sitter, Crying
“Howard Hamlin: It's easy money, Jimmy. No reason not to take it.

Jimmy McGill: Go to hell, Howard! I'm not giving you my case. And I'm gonna tell every one of those clients what a lying miserable pig fucker you are. I will burn the whole thing to the ground before I give it to you!”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Pimento
Tagged: Easy Money, Clients, Court Case, Anger
“Blow my magic flute.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: RICO
Tagged: Blow Me, Magic Flute, Euphemism
“Uh, no, I look like a young Paul Newman dressed as Matlock.”
— Jimmy McGill, Better Call Saul, Season 1: Five-O
Tagged: Paul Newman, Matlock, Appearance
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