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Brendon Small Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“ I need a hundred beers. Exactly... Exactly one hundred, thank you.”
— Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse, Season 1: Dethtroll
“ I need a hundred beers. Exactly... Exactly one hundred, thank you.”
— Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse, Season 1: Dethtroll
“Pickles: Ok, hold on now, so you're telling me that you put these little guys in boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red and they die?

Deli Assistant: Yes Sir.

Pickles: That is the most metal thing I ever heard in my whole life... High five.”
— Pickles the Drummer, Metalocalypse, Season 1: The Curse of Dethklok
“Therapist: I'm concerned with your behavior.

Brendon: Yeah, what's new?

Therapist: Brendon, I know you know about Gentle Talk.

Brendon: I'm being passive-aggressive, aren't I?

Therapist: No, your aggression isn't passive at all. It's ACTIVE aggression.

Brendon: So you're saying it should be more passive then?”
— Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy
“Therapist: I'm concerned with your behavior.

Brendon: Yeah, what's new?

Therapist: Brendon, I know you know about Gentle Talk.

Brendon: I'm being passive-aggressive, aren't I?

Therapist: No, your aggression isn't passive at all. It's ACTIVE aggression.

Brendon: So you're saying it should be more passive then?”
— Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy
“Here's a piece of advice, Brendon. There's no such thing as psychology. It's all made-up crap. They're all conmen, all of them. Even the women.”
— Coach John McGuirk, Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy
Tagged: Psychology
“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field?

Brendon: We tried, but you were too big.

Coach McGuirk: Excuse me?

Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk?

Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.”
— Coach John McGuirk (voice) / Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 1: Director's Cut
Tagged: Drunk
“I guess what I learned from all this is that the search is the most important part. Right, like, Brendon, when we found the cat it had rabies. So the lesson is that when you search for something, don't find it. 'Cause when you find it, it has rabies.”
— Jason Penopolis, Home Movies, Season 1: Brendon Gets Rabies
Tagged: cats, Searching
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