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Bruce Rasmussen Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Everything's fun when you're a kid. You ever go to the circus as an adult? It's nothing but animals getting beat and drunk clowns.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Adults vs. Children, When You're Kid, Circus, Clowns, Things Get Boring When You Get Older, Wonder of Child vs. Sobriety of An Adult
“It is not my fault that I just happen to be a charismatic person who's always right about everything.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Big Ego, Believing Too Much In Yourself, Over the Top Confidence
“We're gonna love the baby, we're gonna raise the baby to believe that anything is possible, until the time the baby realizes it got screwed by being born into this family, then we're gonna send that baby out into the world until such time said baby returns home to us to live with its own baby!”
— Dan Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Dysfunctional Families, Cycle of Childbirth, Adult Children Returning To The Nest, Moving Back In With Your Parents, No Hope To Break The Cyle
“Come on, I'll give you a ride to your job interview. All's you got to do is open up your Uber app and request me.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Jokes, Bate and Switch Jokes
“Roseanne: Did you get the anti-depressants? 

Dan: They're all yours. If you're not happy, I have no chance of being happy.”
— Dan Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Depression, Anti-Depressants, If Mama Ain't Happy
“I should have understood that, you know, you want the government to give everybody free health care 'cause you're a good-hearted person who can't do simple math.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Liberals vs. Conservatives, Insults to Liberals, Health Care, American Politics
“Jackie: What has happened to you? You always believed in my body, my choice.  

Roseanne: Right, and her body came out of my body, so it's my choice.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: My Body My Choice, Controlling Your Kids, Bossing Around Your Kids, kids
“I can't remember where we hid our gun.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Guns
“Most of all, Lord, thank you for making America great again.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Trump's America, Make America Great Again, 2018 Political Climate
“Don't be mean to your sister. She's an old woman trying to have a baby.”
— Roseanne Conner, Roseanne, Season 1: Twenty Years to Life
Tagged: Subtle Insults, Pregnancy at Old Age
“We are all pretty liberal people so you have to step back and say, let’s not be mouthpieces for what we believe. Let’s deal with who these characters are as people, whether we agree with who she voted for or not.”
— Bruce Rasmussen, 'Roseanne' producer on sitcom not being a liberal 'mouthpiece' and Mark's 'tricky' story line
Tagged: TV In The Age of Trump
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