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Christian Sprenger Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”
— Colin Robinson, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council
Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms
“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless
“You just shut up now, my stupid little baby.”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Amusing Insults
“I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires. I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.”
— Guillermo, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Virgins, Vampires, Vampies Eating Virgins
“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Boring Porono
“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: The Orgy
Tagged: Nandor the Relentless, Vampire Sex, Sex and Pizza
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