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Gil Ozeri Quotes

Total quotes: 9
“I crave emotional intimacy. Because my parents have a no-touch policy with me. So I don't really feel human contact at all.”
— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: No-Touch Policy
“I guess I should go to school, even though there's no porn there.”
— Andrew Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: Porn And Puberty
“You guys realize DNA is a hoax created by gay scientists, right?”
— Jay Bilzerian, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
“Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Party
Tagged: orange soda, cereal, spill
“Boyle: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.

Jake: No, it's probably just an empty white cube, with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Party
Tagged: beauty and the beast, fancy, USB, cubicle, plug, Finger
“God, you must have been the worst fourth grader ever.”
— Jake Peralta, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: M.E. Time
Tagged: worst, fourth grader, upset, tattle tale, Sassy
“Detectives, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want paperwork on all your closed cases by tomorrow. Scully, you can just write 'I didn't close any' on a piece of paper.”
— Captain Ray Holt, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: M.E. Time
Tagged: Detectives, monthly crime, Statistics, paperwork, Called Out
“Andrew: What, like a show about a bunch of kids masturbating? 

Nick: Isn't that technically child pornography? 

Maurice: Holy shit, I hope not! I mean, maybe if it's animated, we could get away with it. Right?”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: kids, masturbating, animated
“Look, I know this all seems embarrassing right now but maybe one day, you'll look back on this time fondly and perhaps even make something beautiful out of it.”
— Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 1: The Pornscape
Tagged: embarrassing, fondly, Beautiful
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