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Jennifer Flackett Quotes

Total quotes: 94
“I think I thought I was, like, a big dick boy, but I think I was just being a dick.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Boy, mean, Apology
“Reality is only a construct.”
— Caleb, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Reality, construct, Life
“Fuck you, sit on this. Fuck your family.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Family, Mad, Pissed Off
“You're like a demon Oprah.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Simile Examples, demon, Oprah
“Everybody seems to be doing super great, and I'm kind of not.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Super , Great, Self-Esteem
“You somehow made farting even cooler.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Super Mouth
Tagged: Farting, cool, Fun
“Sorry, I fart when I'm lying.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Apologies, Fart, Lies
“You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.”
— Mona the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: face, Simile Examples, Seatbelt , hair
“You're gonna fellate him so hard, he's gonna forget the Pledge of Allegiance.”
— Mona the Hormone Monstress, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Pledge of Allegiance, hard, forget
“Smooches are for the weekend and the last I checked, it's Wednesday. ”
— Lars, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Kissing, Smooches , Weekend
“If you whiny nobodies hate the play so much, just quit.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Whiny, Nobodies , play, Hate, Quit
“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? 

Coach Steve: I call it the brush.

Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. 

Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. 

Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? 

Coach Steve: And my asshole. 

Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my vagina, that poor brush. ”
— Coach Steve, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, grooming, Brush
“You don't have to be an astrophysicist to know that you're a star.”
— Lars, Big Mouth, Season 3: Disclosure the Movie
Tagged: astrophysicist, Star, sweet
“I have an H and a G and all that's missing is U.”
— Elliot Birch (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: The ASSes
Tagged: Hug, Love, Cute
“Ugh, my brain is a tuna melt.”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: The ASSes
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Tuna, Sandwich, Brain
“By the end of the semester, you'll be eating your own ass.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: The ASSes
Tagged: semester, goal, Eat, butt
“I'm like Young Sheldon, if he fucked.”
— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: The ASSes
Tagged: Young Sheldon, Simile Examples
“Look, in the future, we're all gonna be either a Lyft driver or a billionaire.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: The ASSes
Tagged: Lyft , Billionaire, Money
“I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president. ”
— Jessi Glaser (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings
Tagged: Moses, Old, President
“Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami. ”
— Jay Bilzerian (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings
Tagged: gay, Bi, sexuality
“Quick, stuff your bra with bacon. Boys love bacon.”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings
Tagged: stuff your bra, Bacon, boys
“Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat. Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.”
— Lola, Big Mouth, Season 3: Rankings
Tagged: dirty, Meat, metaphor example
“Kids just don't nut like they used to.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Duke
Tagged: kids, Nut, orgasm
“Nick: I mean until Trump got elected, Harriet Tubman was going to be on the $20 bill.

Andrew: Oh yeah, what happened with that? 

Nick: I think it's gonna be Papa John now.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Duke
Tagged: Harriet Tubman, Papa John, Pizza, Money
“I felt the music wash over me. It had me, right then and there.”
— Ghost of Duke Ellington (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Duke
Tagged: Music, Love, Take Control
“Big dick boy! Get fucked! Eat salt water taffy!”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Duke
Tagged: Sex, Salt Water Taffy
“Ah, 1913, it was America's puberty, and my puberty too.”
— Ghost of Duke Ellington (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Duke
Tagged: Puberty, America, History
“Smile, but with your penis.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: How To Have An Orgasm
Tagged: Smile, Cheers, Happy
“I just wish you could see your dick the way I do.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: How To Have An Orgasm
Tagged: Wish, penis, Compliment
“What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: How To Have An Orgasm
Tagged: Wikipedia, Research Papers , accurate
“Yeah, I got a nice big solid seat, don't I?”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: butt, Solid, seat
“She might be fucking with you, but I think we love it.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: love it, Tease, amused
“Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: Florida, state, State Bird, Chicken Finger
“I watched a dog lick SpaghettiOs off a baby's head. ”
— Nick Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: dog, Baby, SpaghettiOs
“I like it when things are as bad for you as they are for me.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: Bad, equal, prefer
“I wanna go to South Beach to see a wet dick contest. ”
— Connie the Hormone Monstress , Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: South Beach , wet, beach
“We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of clam chowder, and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself.”
— Marty Glouberman, Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: wet, salami, Sandwich, Chex Mix , Travel Food, Car Trip
“Marty Glouberman doesn't relax. The man eats on the toilet to save time.”
— Andrew Glouberman (voice), Big Mouth, Season 3: Florida
Tagged: relax, Eat, Toilet, Saving Time
“It's a thing and you don't love it, you're obsessed with it.”
— Diane Birch, Big Mouth, Season 3: Obsessed
Tagged: Love, Obsess, Obsession
“All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.”
— Maury the Hormone Monster, Big Mouth, Season 3: Obsessed
Tagged: kiss, Dude, straight, make-out
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