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Jim Fortier

Jim Fortier Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Jim Fortier

Birthname

AKA: Jim Fortier

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Director, Television Producer, Screenwriter

Total quotes: 4

“Speaking of shorties, would anyone like to smoke some illegal narcotics?”

— Thundercleese (voice), The Brak Show, Season 2: Dinner Party

Tagged: Drugs

“Zorak: [walks into the kitchen] Hey, why are you all still alive?

[Mom and Dad exchange glances]

Zorak: Oh, that's right, it's only Tuesday.”

— Zorak (voice), The Brak Show, Season 1: Goldfish

Tagged: Homicide

“Earlie Cuyler: Where do I see myself in five beers?

Sheriff: Years.

Earlie Cuyler: Uhh, I don't know. Jail?”

— Earlie Cuyler / Sheriff (voice), Squidbillies, Season 1: Take This Job and Love It

“When I was little, we didn't have fancy ketchup. We just had ketchup. We used to make it out in the back out of opossum tails. Only we just called it blood.”

— Granny (voice), Squidbillies, Season 1: This Show Is Called Squidbillies

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