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Joel Coen Quotes

Total quotes: 22
“A moment of pain is worth a lifetime of glory.”
— Pete Zamperini, Unbroken
Tagged: Best Sports Movies, Pain, glory
“I have a drinking problem? Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon. Compared to you we ALL have a drinking problem!”
— Osborne Cox, Burn After Reading
Tagged: Drinking Problem, Fuck You, Mormon
“I’d appreciate if you’d deposit your weapon in the receptacle by the swingin’ doors.”
— Buster Scruggs (segment "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: saloon, gun receptacle
“Well, folks, things have a way of escalatin’ out here in the West.”
— Buster Scruggs (segment "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: Old West, Escalation
“Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, well, he eats you.”
— The Stranger, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: eat or be eaten, Darwin, Bear
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus!”
— Jesus Quintana, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Fuck, jesus
“Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Drugs, Bowling, acid flashback
“Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Love, Moron, Goddamn
“Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Careful, Beverage, Drinking
“I do mind, Jeffrey ‘The Dude’ Lebowski minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Aggression, bothered
“Goddamn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Goddamn, Shit, Fuck, Vietnam
“Blond Treehorn Thug: [holding up a bowling ball] What the fuck is this?

Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski: Obviously you're not a golfer.”
— Jeffrey "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: bowling ball, Golf, Fuck
“Another young fella with something to prove. I've got to set myself up in the undertakin' business, I'm doing all the skill work so another man can profit.”
— Buster Scruggs (segment "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: Westerns, Western Movies, Coen Brother Movies
“Goodnight Mr. Pocket!”
— Prospector (segment "All Gold Canyon"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: Westerns, Western Movies, Coen Brother Movies
“Don't let my white duds and pleasant demeanor fool ya. I, too, have been known to violate the statutes of man... and not a few of the laws of the Almighty!”
— Buster Scruggs (segment "The Ballad of Buster Scruggs"), The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
Tagged: Westerns, Western Movies, Coen Brother Movies
“Yeah, well, the dude abides.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“Oh you know, strikes and gutters, ups and downs.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“I'm the dude, that's what you call me. Ya know. That or his dudeness, duder, or el duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“I've got some information, alright. Certain things have come to light. Has it ever occurred to you, instead of running around blaming me, given the nature of all this new shit. Ya know, this could be a lot more, uh, uh, complex. It might not be such a simple, ya know.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“Obviously you're not a golfer.”
— Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: The Dude, Bowling, Coen Brother Movies
“Well, a wiser fella than myself once said sometimes you eat the bar, and - much obliged - sometimes the bar, well, he eats you.”
— The Stranger, The Big Lebowski
Tagged: Drinking, comedy
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