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Joss Whedon Quotes

Total quotes: 121
“Buzz Lightyear: [Referring to Andy's other toys] Do you know these life forms?

Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: life forms, Toys
“Woody: [trying to get Buzz Lightyear into Molly's stroller] It's a special spaceship, I just saw it.

Buzz Lightyear: You mean it has hyperdrive?”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: stroller, spaceship, hyperdrive
“Buzz Lightyear: I am Buzz Lightyear; I come in peace.

Rex: [shaking Buzz Lightyear's hand] Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: i come in peace, Dinosaur
“ [Woody and Buzz Lightyear pass over the Moving Van]

Woody: Uh, Buzz Lightyear, we missed the truck!

Buzz Lightyear: We're not aiming for the truck!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: missed, not aiming, mishaps
“Buzz Lightyear: [in Sid's backpack, approaching his home] Sheriff, I can see your indwelling from here. You're almost home.

Alien: Nirvana is coming, the mystic portal awaits.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Nirvana, mystic portal
“Buzz Lightyear: [sees Woody's ‘Sheriff’ star badge] Local law enforcement! It's about time you got here. I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit. My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.

Woody: Yes, it is a mistake, because, you see, the bed here is my spot.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Law Enforcement, crash landing
“Alien #1: A stranger.

Alien #2: From the outside.

Aliens: Oooooooooooooooh.

Buzz Lightyear: Greetings, I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.

[all the Alien Toys gather around him]”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Stranger, i come in peace
“Woody: Buzz Lightyear? Buzz Lightyear? You're not worried, are you?

Buzz Lightyear: Me? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Are you?

[camera pans out]

Woody: Now Buzz Lightyear, what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: worried
“Buzz Lightyear: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?

All Aliens: [pointing up] The clawwwwwwwww!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Emergency, claw
“Buzz Lightyear: I've set my laser from stun to kill.

Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: laser, Kill, death by blinking
“Woody: [thinks Buzz Lightyear has gone crazy] I think you've had enough tea for today. Let's get you out of here Buzz Lightyear...

Buzz Lightyear: Don't you get it? [points to a doll's hat on his head] You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbitt! [laughs hysterically]

Woody: Snap out of it, Buzz Lightyear!

[opens Buzz Lightyear's visor, slaps Buzz Lightyear across the face with his detached arm, then closes the visor]

Buzz Lightyear: [calmly] I-I-I... you're right. I'm sorry, I am just a little depressed, that's all. I can get through this.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: depressed, tea
“Buzz Lightyear: I can't help. I can't help anyone.

Woody: Why sure you can Buzz Lightyear. You can get me out of here and then I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Andy's House.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Helping, Cooperation
“One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: darjeeling, Marie Antoinette
“Woody: All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Buzz Lightyear: Toy?

Woody: T-O-Y, Toy!

Buzz Lightyear: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is ‘Space Ranger’.

Woody: The word I'm searching for—I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: space ranger, Toy
“Woody: [screams] This is the part where we blow up!

Buzz Lightyear: Not today!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: blow up
“Buzz Lightyear: Sheriff, this is no time to panic!

Woody: This is the perfect time to panic! I'm lost, Andy is gone, they're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Panic
“Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals his weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: galaxy, Annihilation, star command
“Buzz Lightyear: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.

Woody: Oh, well, that's good.

Buzz Lightyear: But we're not on my planet. Are we?

Woody: No. [they start fighting]”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Revenge, Fighting
“Hamm: So, where you from? Singapore? Hong Kong?

Buzz Lightyear: Well, no. I'm actually stationed at the Gamma Quadrant, Sector Four. As a member of the elite Universe Protection Unit of the Space Ranger Corps, I protect the Galaxy from the threat of invasion from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.

Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel. I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leverage buyout.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: singapore, Hong Kong, Mattel, Playskool
“To infinity and beyond!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Infinity, Beyond
“Years of Academy training wasted.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Training, academy, wasted
“I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: bragging, Flying
“I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a toy. A stupid, little, insignificant toy.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: space ranger, insignificant
“This isn't flying. This is falling with style!”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Flying, falling
“You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.”
— Buzz Lightyear (voice), Toy Story
Tagged: Sad, strange, insults
“Adelle DeWitt: Nothing is what it appears to be.

Caroline: It seems pretty clear to me.

Adelle DeWitt: Because you're only seeing part of it. I'm talking about a clean slate.

Caroline: You ever try and clean an actual slate? You always see what was on it before.”
— Adelle DeWitt, Dollhouse, Season 1: Ghost
Tagged: Clean Slate, Appearance, wise, Wisdom, Nothing Is As It Seems, Logic, Residue, Disagreement
“Target acquired. [Fires guns at Hulk] Target engaged. [as Hulk leaps toward airplane] TARGET ANGRY! TARGET ANGRY!”
— Faceless Pilot, The Avengers
Tagged: Target, pilot, angry
“Security Guard: Are you an alien?

Bruce Banner: What?

Security Guard: From outer space, an alien.

Bruce Banner: No.

Security Guard: Well then son, you've got a condition.”
— Bruce Banner / The Hulk, The Avengers
Tagged: Alien, Medical Condition
“Steve Rogers: Doctor Banner, now might be a good time for you to get angry.

Bruce Banner: That's my secret, Captain: I'm always angry.”
— Bruce Banner / The Hulk, The Avengers
Tagged: Anger
“[Loki awakens to find the Avengers staring down at him]
If it's all the same to you, I'll have that drink now.”
— Loki, The Avengers
Tagged: Drink
“Steve Rogers: What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?

Loki: I'm not overly fond of what follows...[Thor appears]”
— Loki, The Avengers
Tagged: lightning, thunder
“Loki: Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by... [Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]

The Hulk: Puny god.”
— Loki, The Avengers
Tagged: bullying, puny, God
“Thor: I thought humans were more evolved than this.

Nick Fury: Excuse me, did WE come to YOUR planet and blow stuff up?”
— Thor Odinson, The Avengers
Tagged: humans, Explosions, evolved
“Thor: I have unfinished business with Loki.

Clint Barton: Yeah? Get in line.”
— Thor Odinson, The Avengers
Tagged: Unfinished Business, get in line
“[to Bruce Banner] You really have got a lid on it, haven't you? What's your secret? Mellow jazz? Bongo drums? Huge bag of weed?”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: Secret, Jazz, Weed, bongo drums
“Steve Rogers: Stark, are you seeing any of this?

Tony Stark: Seeing, still working on believing.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: seeing, believing
“Jarvis: [Thor has just thrown a thunderbolt on Iron Man] Power to four-hundred percent capacity.

Tony Stark: How about that?”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: Power, thunderbolt
“Thor: Do not touch me again!

Tony Stark: Then don't take my stuff.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: don't touch me, don't steal from me
“That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice. But we did.”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: galaga, noticing
“[Stark suits up to chase Thor and Loki]
Steve Rogers: Stark, we need a plan of attack!

Tony Stark: I have a plan: attack!”
— Tony Stark / Iron Man, The Avengers
Tagged: plan, Attack
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