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Matthew Weiner Quotes

Total quotes: 79
“Therapist: Are you afraid right now?

Ben: I feel alone in the universe, except for Steve.”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Fear, Alone
“Judge: Mr. Baker, have you been having difficulty distinguishing between real and unreal?

Ben: My whole life.”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Reality
“You were the squeaky wheel so you got all the oil.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: squeaky wheel, oil
“Terri: Look at her, the slutty, wicked stepmother. You can practically see through that dress.

Red: I don't think so.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: wicked stepmother, see-through dress
“The bearded, bespectacled doctor murdered at least 26 patients, making him one of the world's most prolific killers. So, Steve, how's it looking out there today? It's about time we saw some of this warmer weather.”
— Victoria Riolobos, Are You Here
Tagged: Serial Killers, Understatement, Warm Weather
“How can you live here without looking for a high place to jump from?”
— Ben Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: Suicide
“Steve, I would prefer to forego your input since it most recently resulted in my brother becoming fat, unemployed and growing that supremely antisocial beard.”
— Terri Baker, Are You Here
Tagged: fat, unemployed, beard, Anti-Male
“Your father was quite lucid.”
— Karl Stevens, Are You Here
Tagged: father, lucid
“Terri Coulter: What would you do if you couldn't have children?

Felty Yoder: I would pray to God to send them to me.

Terri Coulter: What if you don't believe in God?

Felty Yoder: Maybe that's why you can't have children.”
— Felty Yoder, Are You Here
Tagged: Children, God
“And at 100% humidity and 89 degrees, Little Hilo, Hawaii, is both the hottest and wettest spot in the nation. I guess that makes it the number-one destination for teenage boys, eh, Victoria?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Hawaii, Hilo, Tropical Rain Forest, Victoria
“Ben: I just want to see my friend.

Steve: Wait a second, I know that guy.

Dave: You what?

Ben: My dad died.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will, Death of a Father
“Karl: To my son Ben, I leave my house, my business and the remainder of the estate.

Ben: What?

Terry: You've gotta be kidding me.

Ben: I need some air.

Terry: Was he even competent when he wrote this?

Karl: Your father was quite lucid.

Ben: I'm sorry, my suit was really itchy. I…

Steve: So I'm not mentioned in there at all?”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Living Will
“Please, can we stop all this bickering? A man died here, a very rich man.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Bickering, Dead Man, rich man
“See, nobody believes in friendship.”
— Steve Dallas, Are You Here
Tagged: Friendship
“I never even dreamed of having what I have now.”
— Greg, The Romanoffs, Season 1: The Violet Hour
Tagged: Dreamed, Fortune, wildest dream
“I can love you without that apartment, but I can't love a jellyfish.”
— Sophie, The Romanoffs, Season 1: The Violet Hour
Tagged: apartment, Metaphor Examples, Jellyfish, Love
“I'm happy as things are.”
— Hajar, The Romanoffs, Season 1: The Violet Hour
Tagged: Happy, Simple Life, static, Things
“She won't be happy til her face looks like an English saddle.”
— Anushka, The Romanoffs, Season 1: The Violet Hour
Tagged: upset, face, Simile Examples, english, saddle
“I like your skin. It's like café crème”
— Anushka, The Romanoffs, Season 1: The Violet Hour
Tagged: skin, Simile Examples
“Tony Soprano: So, to what do I owe this pleasure?

Carmela Soprano: I don't know if you're gonna see it that way. I have asked you to lunch to tell you I'm filing for divorce.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Unidentified Black Males
Tagged: Divorce
“Silvio Dante: His brains are splattered all over the seat.

Paulie Walnuts: Joey Peeps? Couldn't have been too much to clean up.”
— Paulie Walnuts, The Sopranos, Season 5: Unidentified Black Males
Tagged: Brains, blown out, Insult
“Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?”
— Paulie Walnuts, The Sopranos, Season 5: Sentimental Education
Tagged: Pissing, Shitting, Fucking, Taint
“Tony Soprano: What'd that fag want?

Carmela Soprano: Jesus Christ, Tony, everybody's a fag to you. You know, maybe you're a fag, you ever think about that?

Tony Soprano: Can I help it if I know one when I see one?

Carmela Soprano: Oh really? What are the signs? Education...culture?

Tony Soprano: Suckin' a guy's cock usually tips me off.

Carmela Soprano: How do you know who sucks whose cock? What, you got a little secret?”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Sentimental Education
Tagged: fag, Homophobia, Cock
“Tony Soprano: I tell you, I'm havin' a time. Stay out late. Come home drunk. Fuck anyone I want.

Silvio Dante: Yeah, so what's the difference? (Compared to when Tony was married)

Tony Soprano: I dunno, it's the mindset.”
— Tony Soprano, The Sopranos, Season 5: Rat Pack
Tagged: Single Life, Fucking, married, Mindset
“I’m going to sleep. You can do what you want.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 5: A Little Kiss
Tagged: Sleep, Choice, Indifferent
“Is that what you want, or is that what people expect of you?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Good News
Tagged: Want, Questions, Expectations
“You want some respect? Go out and get it for yourself.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Summer Man
Tagged: Respect, Go Out, get it
“I’m glad this is an environment where you feel free to fail.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Mad Men Season 4: The Suitcase
Tagged: glad, Feel Free, environment, Fail
“Change is neither good nor bad. It simply is.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: Love Among the Ruins
Tagged: Change, Good, Bad, Simple
“Old fashioned.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 3: My Old Kentucky Home
Tagged: Drink, Alcohol, smooth, Old Fashioned, order
“Fear stimulates my imagination.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 1: Smoke Gets in Your Eyes
Tagged: Fear, stimulates, Imagination
“Ted: Someday you'll be glad I made this decision.

Peggy: We'll aren't you lucky. To have decisions.”
— Peggy Olson, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Decisions
“Bud: When you think about it, it won't bring her back. She's in the water. With father.

Pete: She loved the sea.”
— Pete Campbell, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Loving The Sea, Dead In The Ocean
“Well, you know what they say about Detroit. It's all fun and games till they shoot you in the face.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Detroit, Murder
“Los Angeles is not what you see in the movies. It's like Detroit with palm trees.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: In Care Of
Tagged: Los Angeles, Movies, Detroit, Palm Trees
“Ted: I have to eat something.

Don: Doesn't ice count?”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: The Crash
Tagged: Hunger, ice
“I know you're all feeling the darkness here today. But there's no reason to give in. No matter what you've heard, this process will not take years. In my heart, I know we cannot be defeated, because there is an answer that will open the door. There is a way around this system. This is a test of our patience and commitment. One great idea can win someone over.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 6: The Crash
Tagged: Darkness, Persistence, Patience, Commitment
“It's my job to take them to dinner at 80 miles an hour. It's my job to stop a mile from the restaurant so they can have five pounds of crab legs and three bottles of beer apiece and then go get prime rib. It's my job to go hunting so they can fire off their guns an inch from my ear and laugh when I get startled because It's. My. Job.”
— Ken Cosgrove, Mad Men, Season 6: The Crash
Tagged: Job, Entertainment, Crab Legs
“My mother wore a girdle all the time and she always had a stomachache and I always thought, 'You'd rather have a stomachache just so dad will like you?'”
— Sandy Schmidt, Mad Men, Season 6: The Doorway
Tagged: girdle, Stomachache, Women's Clothes
“Don: What are you doing here?

Adam: I lost my job when I died.”
— Don Draper, Mad Men, Season 5: The Phantom
Tagged: Death
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