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Michael McCullers Quotes

Total quotes: 29
“Carl: I want you back. I haven't had sex in two weeks.

Angie Ostrowiski: I've been gone for a month.”
— Carl Loomis, Baby Mama
Tagged: Sex, Cheating, pregnancy movies
“Got an issue? Here's a tissue.”
— Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: boo-hoo
“There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch.”
— Nigel Powers, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: intolerance, the dutch
“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: diaper, Nuts, crotch jokes
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Gender Bending
“Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Vagina Neck
“Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.

Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Miranda Rights, sexual harassment in the workplace
“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Gold Member, Penile Euphemisms
“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Mole, guacamole
“You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: crazy, Nuts, Self-Referential, Breaking Character
“[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: humor through ball pain
“[looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: corn in feces, Gross
“Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: small car, Double Entendres
“Baby Boss: I can’t do this without you, Tim.

Tim: We do make a pretty good team.

Baby Boss: No, literally, I can’t reach the door knobs.”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
“Aaah! Poop doody!”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
Tagged: Poop
“Do you know who else wears diapers, astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that’s who. It’s called efficiency. The average toddler spends what, forty-five hours a year on the potty. I’m the boss, I don’t have that kind of spare time.”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
Tagged: Diapers, Babies And Diapers
“Tim: We could share. 

Boss Baby: You obviously didn’t go to business school.”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
Tagged: sharing, business school
“I may look like a baby, but I was born all grown up.”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
Tagged: Big Baby
“I’m on a mission. There’s not enough love to go around, my job is to find out why. Now get me a double espresso and see if there’s some place around here with decent sushi. I’d kill for a spicy tuna roll around about now”
— Big Boss Baby, The Boss Baby
Tagged: Finding More Love
“ Powernap!”
— Big Boss Baby (voice), The Boss Baby
Tagged: Nap Time!
“Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?


Fat Bastard: Maybe? It did sound a little wet, didn't it? Right at the end. Let's have a smell alright. Ohh wafting, wafting. Ohh everyone likes their own brand, this is magic. Alright analysis... It smells like carrots and throws up. Ohh that could gag a maggot. I smell like hot sick ass in a dead carcass. Ohh even stink would say that stinks. You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell cooking on each floor and you go what are they cooking? That, plus crap.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Do you find me sexy? Ohhhh, look at my tit-ays.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Here's my diaper. I think I might have pinched one off too soon. [Sniffs diaper] Oh ya, I left a rosebud in there for ya.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you. I've got more chins than Chinese phone book. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back.”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Dr. Evil, let me make you a deal alright? You keep the mojo, you keep the money. And I'll get your baby [while smacking lips].”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Come here I'm going to eat you. I'm bigger than you I'm higher on the food chain. Get in my belly!”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“First things first, where's your shitter? I've got a turtle head poking out. I'm not kidding I got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Christ I'm getting all emotinoal from it, ya know?”
— Fat Bastard, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best of Quotes
“Austin Powers: Who does number two work for?

Cowboy: That's right buddy you show that turd who's boss.”
— Austin Powers, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Movie Quotes, Best Moments
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