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Saladin K. Patterson Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: True Grits
Tagged: Syrup, Pancakes, Sassy, Wisdom
“Well, much like Lady Gaga, I was born this way.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: True Grits
Tagged: Lady Gaga, Born this way, Fierce, Own It
“Everyone stop whatever you're doing and only pay attention to me.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 6: The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap Man, Issue No. 2
Tagged: Attention, attention seeker, Stop whatever you are doing, needy
“I'm just getting started, you giant cockroach. You know what? That was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere, especially Jiminy Cricket, although for the first time in thirty years, it occurs to me... he might be a cricket.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: The Polarizing Express
Tagged: Diss, Cockroach, Apologies, Jiminy Cricket, Cricket
“Guster, you have to wake up to the real world: people have sex and kill each other. That's the real world. Not some magical 'feelings' place.”
— Carlton Lassiter, Psych, Season 5: Feet Don't Kill Me Now
Tagged: real world, Sex, Death, Killing, Feelings
“Nyna Clayton: You believe in karma, don't you?

Shawn: Yes, but that's only because we are karma chameleons.

Gus: We come and go.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: He Dead
Tagged: Karma, Culture Club, Karma Chameleons, come and go
“Henry: Well, fooling around with your best friend's sister certainly wasn't your most brilliant idea.

Shawn: No, that was the toaster alarm I invented in the third grade that woke you up by smacking you in the face with a waffle.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Christmas Joy
Tagged: Fooling Around, Best friends sister, Toaster alarm, Bad decisions
“My name is Shwan. This is my partner, Scoony 'U-Turn' Singleton”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Gus's Dad May Have Killed an Old Guy
Tagged: Partner, joke, Nickname, Wrong Name
“Gus: What are we looking for anyway?

Shawn: Anything that points to criminal activity. You know... a white cloth sack with a green dollar sign. A red barrel labeled 'TNT.' An anvil. Anything.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 2: Zero to Murder in Sixty Seconds
Tagged: Clues, obvious, Criminal Activity, sarcastic
“How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren't on fire.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Truer Lies
Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
“What isn't clear is why people always say 'goes without saying,' yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying. Doesn't that bother you?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Disco Didn't Die. It Was Murdered!
Tagged: Sarcasm Quotes, TV Show Quotes
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