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Thora Birch Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“A virgin lit the candle.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Virgins
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: teenagers
“Dani: Officer! Officer!

Allison: Officer, we need your help.

Cop: What's the problem?

Dani: [to Max] Tell him.

Allison: Go ahead.

Max: [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.

Cop: [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?

Max: Yeah.

Cop: Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.

Dani: And he's a virgin.
[the cop stares at them]

Cop: [to Max] Come here. [Max comes closer to him]

Cop: [whispers] Are you a virgin?

Max: Yeah.

Cop: Really?

Max: Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: virgin, Burglary
“[to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: sold your soul, young, Old, ugly
“Dani: You saved my life.

Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.

Dani: I love you, jerkface.

Max: I love you, too.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: lifesaver, Big Brother, jerkface, I Love You
“Dani: [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!

Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.

Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person.

Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?

Dani: Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...[looks him straight in the eye]...with tights or it's no deal.

Max: [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Weird, School, Peter Pan
“Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.

Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.

Dani: [giggles] You betcha.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: kitty, tuna fish, Mice, house cats
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: full moon, Weirdos
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