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“No woman wakes up saying, 'God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!”
— Hitch, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Movie Advice
“A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.”
— Will Smith, Hitch
Tagged: Dating, Movies, Relationships, Dating Advice
“Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.”
— Will Smith, Hitch
Tagged: Dating, Movies, Love
“I saw that going differently in my mind.”
— Will Smith, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Basic principals. There are none.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Hitch: What is the objective?
Albert: Shock and awe.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice
“Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Just give it time.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Love Advice, Movie Quotes
“See what I'm doing? All right? This is a signal, okay? I'm fiddling with my keys, all right? A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“No, I said come ninety and then *I'll* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! You overeager son-of-a... blech!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Dating Tips, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you." "I like you." "I like you!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“One dance, one look, one kiss, that's all we get, Albert. Just *one shot* to make the difference between happily-ever-after, and oh-he's-just-some-guy-I-went-to-some-thing-with-once.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationships, Movie Quotes
“You know what it's like getting up every morning feeling hopeless, feeling like the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man? But, at the same time, hoping that she still finds happiness, even if it's never going to be with you?”
— Albert Brennaman, Hitch
Tagged: hopeless, Love, Movie Quotes
“When you're wondering what to say or how you look, just remember, she's already out with you. That means she said yes when she could have said no. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So that means it's no longer your job to make her like you. It's your job not to mess it up.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating, Relationship Advice
“So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Love, Dating, love quotes, Movie Quotes
“Because thats what people do... they leap and hope to God they can fly! Because otherwise, we just drop like a rock... wondering the whole way down..."why in the hell did I jump?" But here I am Sarah, falling. And there's only one person that makes me feel like I can fly... That's you.”
— Hitch, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Basic principles: no woman wakes up saying, "God, I hope I don't get swept off my feet today!" Now, she might say, "This is a really bad time for me," or something like, "I just need some space," or my personal favorite, "I'm really into my career right now." You believe that? Neither does she. You know why? Because she's lying to you, that's why. You understand me? Lying! It's not a bad time for her. She doesn't need any space. And she may be into her career, but what she's really saying is, "Uh, get away from me now," or possibly, "Try harder, stupid." But which one is it? Sixty percent of all human communication is nonverbal, body language; thirty percent is your tone. So that means that ninety percent of what you're saying ain't coming out of your mouth. Of course she's going to lie to you! She's a nice person. She doesn't want to hurt your feelings. What else she going to say? She doesn't even know you... yet. Luckily, the fact is that just like the rest of us, even a beautiful woman doesn't know what she wants until she sees it, and that's where I come in. My job is to open her eyes. Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
— Hitch, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.”
— Hitch, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Movie Quotes, Stealing
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