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“Daniel: Option One: ask her out.

Sam: Impossible.

Daniel: Fair enough. Option Two: become her friend.

Sam: She's the most popular girl in school and she hates boys.

Daniel: Okay. Option Three: kidnap her and keep her tied up in your room until she agrees to marry you.

Sam: It's a route I've considered.

Daniel: And quite rightly rejected on the grounds of...

Sam: Hygiene.”
— Daniel, Love Actually
Tagged: Dating, Dating Advice, Kidnapping, hygiene
“He says no one's gonna fancy a girl with thighs the size of big tree trunks. Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.”
— NATALIE, Love Actually
Tagged: Fat shaming
“Oh! Fuck wank bugger shitting arse head and hole!”
— Billy Mack, Love Actually
Tagged: Christmas, Fuck, Shit
“[in the record studio, Billy breaks off singing 'Christmas Is All Around']
Billy Mack: This is shit, isn't it?

Joe: [gleefully] Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.”
— Billy Mack, Love Actually
Tagged: Shit, solid gold, Maestro
“Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!”
— Billy Mack, Love Actually
Tagged: Drugs, Rock Stars, free drugs
“Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.”
— Daniel, Love Actually
Tagged: Love Movies, Love, Relationships, Falling In Love, Movie Love Quotes
“I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.”
— Collin Frissell, Love Actually
Tagged: Love Movies, Movie Quotes
“I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on the President taking exactly what he wants and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that.”
— The Prime Minister, Love Actually
Tagged: Relationship, Movie Quotes, love quotes
“Harry: 'Well I just thought maybe the time had come to do something about it.'

Sarah: 'Like what?'

Harry: 'Invite him out for a drink and then, after about twenty minutes, casually drop into the conversation the fact that you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.'”
— Harry, Sarah, Love Actually
Tagged: Love, realtionships, Feelings
“Jamie: 'It's my favorite time of day, driving you.'

Aurelia: 'It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.'”
— Jamie, Aurelia, Love Actually
Tagged: Love, goodbye, hello
“With any luck, by next year—
I'll be going out with one of these girls.
But for now, let me say—
Without hope or agenda—
Just because it's Christmas—
And at Christmas you tell the truth—
To me, you are perfect—
And my wasted heart will love you—
Until you look like this.
Merry Christmas.”
— Mark, Love Actually
Tagged: Romantic Speeches, Love, romance, Christmas
“Tell her you love her. You've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't. ”
— Daniel, Love Actually
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Quotes, Movie Quotes
“The thing about romance is people only together right at the very end.”
— Sam, Love Actually
Tagged: Dating, Love, Relationships
“But for now, let me say — without hope or agenda, just because it’s Christmas and at Christmas you tell the truth — to me, you are perfect.”
— Mark, Love Actually
Tagged: Relationships, Love, Movies
“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make out that we live in a world of hatred and greed, but I don't see that. It seems to me that love is everywhere. Often, it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy, but it's always there - fathers and sons, mothers and daughters, husbands and wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends. When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge - they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around us.”
— The Prime Minister, Love Actually
Tagged: romance, Best Movie Quotes, Romantic Movie Quotes, Love
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