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Love & Other Drugs Quotes

“It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.”
— California Man, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: parkinson's disease, Russian Novel
“What do you say we blow this joint and then each other?”
— Josh Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: blowjob, 69
“You are not a good person because you pity-fucked a sick girl.”
— Maggie Murdock, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Pity Fuck
“Jamie Randall: [about selling Viagra] Bruce? Bruce? I want that account!

Bruce Winston: Why would I give it to you?

Jamie Randall: Who can sell dick drug better than me?”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Viagra, dick drugs
“Sometimes the thing you most want doesn't happen.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Disappointment
“I want us. This. You.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Desire, Want, Love, Need
“I used to worry a lot about who I'd be when I grew up. You know, like how much money I'd make or, umm, like some day I'd become some big deal. Sometimes, the thing you want most doesn't happen. And sometimes, the thing you never expect does. Like giving up my job in Chicago and everything and deciding to stay and apply to med school. I don't know. You meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed... forever.”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Chicago, Life Changes, The One, forever person
“Jamie Randall: Hey, Lisa.

Bruce Winston: Her name's not Lisa.

Jamie Randall: I know. I know. But, if every time I say 'Hey, Lisa', then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, 'My name's not Lisa it's... Jennifer'... whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, 'I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling'. And, from then on Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her... who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need to win my approval and from then on, it's cake.

Bruce Winston: Damn!”
— James Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: manipulation, Game Theory
“Those who are happy are not without pain, they just know how not to be controlled by it.”
— Jamie Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: love quotes, Fate, Relationships
“Jamie Randall: You got any advice?

California Man: You don't need my advice.

Jamie Randall: Come on. I'm very trainable.

California Man: My advice is to go upstairs, pack your bags, and leave a nice note. Find yourself a healthy woman. I love my wife. I do. But I wouldn't do it over again. The thing nobody tells you, this disease will steal everything you love in her. Her body, her smile, her mind. Sooner or later, she'll lose motor control. Eventually, she won't even be able to dress herself. Then, the fun really begins. Cleaning up her shit. Frozen face. Dementia. It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.”
— Jamie Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: Sick, Love, Relationships
“Maggie Murdock: I'm gonna need you more than you need me.

Jamie Randall: That's okay.

Maggie Murdock: No it's not! It isn't fair! I have places to go!

Jamie Randall: You'll go there. I just may have to carry you.

Maggie Murdock: ...I can't ask you to do that.

Jamie Randall: You didn't.”
— Jamie Randall, Maggie Murdock, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: love quotes, Fate, Relationships, Need
“Let's just say in some alternate universe, there's a couple just like us, okay? Only she's healthy and he's perfect. And their world is about how much they're going to spend on vacation or who's in a bad mood that day, or whether they feel guilty about having a cleaning lady. I don't want to be those people. I want us. You. This.”
— Jamie Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: love quotes, Fate, Relationships
“Sometimes the things you want the most don't happen and what you least expect happens. I don't know - you meet thousands of people and none of them really touch you. And then you meet one person and your life is changed forever.”
— Jamie Randall, Love & Other Drugs
Tagged: love quotes, Fate, Relationships
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