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Name: Sausage Party
Director: Conrad Vernon
Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy
Released: 2016-07-11 00:00:00

Total quotes: 30

Sausage Party

Sausage Party, the first R-rated CG animated movie, is about one sausage leading a group of supermarket products on a quest to discover the truth about their existence and what really happens when they become chosen to leave the grocery store.

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Genres:

Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Fantasy

Full production credits:

Communicator Seth Rogen

Communicator Evan Goldberg

Communicator Ariel Shaffir

Communicator Kyle Hunter

Communicator Jonah Hill

Character Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice)

Communicator Conrad Vernon

Character Seth Rogen

Character Kristen Wiig

Character Jonah Hill

Character Bill Hader

Character Michael Cera

Character James Franco

Character Danny McBride

Character Craig Robinson

Character Paul Rudd

Character Nick Kroll

Character David Krumholtz

Character Edward Norton

Character Salma Hayek

Character Anders Holm

Character Scott Underwood

Character Sugar Lyn Beard

Character Conrad Vernon

Character Ian James Corlett

Character Michael Daingerfield

Character Jason Simpson

Character Vincent Tong

Character Karen E. Wright

Character Lauren Miller

Character Sam Vincent

Character Greg Tiernan

Character Brian Dobson

Character Harland Williams

Character Alistair Abell

Character Iris Apatow

Character Michael Dobson

Character Ian Hanlin

Character Maryke Hendrikse

Character Nicole Oliver

Character Kelly Sheridan

Director Conrad Vernon

Director Greg Tiernan

Story Seth Rogen

Story Evan Goldberg

Screenplay Ariel Shaffir

Screenplay Kyle Hunter

Storyboard Scott Underwood

Executive producer David Distenfeld

Producer Megan Ellison

Co-producer Pilar Flynn

Producer Evan Goldberg

Executive producer Jonah Hill

Executive producer Kyle Hunter

Producer Seth Rogen

Executive producer Ariel Shaffir

Line producer Nicole Stinn

Producer Conrad Vernon

Editor Kevin Pavlovic

Art direction Kyle McQueen

Production manager Arlyn Bantog

Storyboard Todd Demong

Lighting technician James Sathre

Layout Scott Armstrong

Animation Andrew Blodget

Animation supervisor Jeff Bailey

Layout Anthony Di Ninno

Animation manager Aadel Forootan

Administration Jay Floyd

Animation Avner Engel

Animation Seyed Alireza Meraji

Animation Claire Niebergall

Animation Crystal Sing

Animation Rodrigo Goncalves Venceloski

Animation Darren Schmidtz

Animation Robin Badr

Vfx artist Honey Khadem

Original music composer Alan Menken

Original music composer Christopher Lennertz

Visual effects supervisor Bert Van Brande

Music supervisor Gabe Hilfer

Screenplay Seth Rogen

Screenplay Evan Goldberg

Story Jonah Hill

Animation Michael Linton

Co-producer Jillian Longnecker

Co-producer Alex McAtee

Cg supervisor Tarek Elaydi

Cg supervisor Nate Barnard

Assistant editor Anthony Bauyon

Assistant editor Sandra Kaufman

Assistant editor Jenn Storm

Editorial coordinator Sarah Dougan

First assistant editor Ellery Van Dooyeweert

Negative cutter Mary Nelson-Duerrstein

Lighting artist Amanda Fujita

Lighting artist Luis Alberto De La Cerda

Lighting artist Kyle Foxxx

Lighting artist Mallory Mahar

Lighting artist Jonathan Navarro

Lighting artist Giorgio Rivalta

Lighting artist Drew Tobin

Lighting artist Wayne Vincenzi

Lighting artist Anastasia Zubenko

Lighting supervisor Kenny Chang

Lighting supervisor Mark Osborne

Master lighting artist Felipe Ruiz Reyes

Production accountant Mayleen Ahoy

Production accountant Michael Chow

Production coordinator Nikki Beaton

Production coordinator Liam Callander

Production coordinator Arian Fay

Production coordinator Kitt Holeman

Production coordinator Grace Schoorl

Production coordinator Kathleen Steele

Production coordinator Stacy Thompson

Foley Gregg Barbanell

Foley editor Alec Rubay

Music editor Daryl B. Kell

Musician Bart Samolis

Sound re-recording mixer Deb Adair

Sound re-recording mixer Chris Carpenter

Sound effects designer David Werntz

Sound effects editor Ryan Collins

Supervising dialogue editor James Morioka

Line producer Bruce Franklin

Executive producer James Weaver

Casting Francine Maisler

Casting Shelley Ann Taylor

Assistant editor Joi McMillon

Boom operator Brandon Walz

Additional music Craig Braginsky

First assistant camera Ryan Guzdzial

Foley Katherine Rose

Lead animator Gregory Klein

Lighting artist Rita Lin

Lighting artist Guillermo Soria

Music editor Christopher Brooks

Post production supervisor Shaun Gordon

Script coordinator Sarah Dougan

Production sound mixer Phillip Bladh

Production coordinator Miriam Kallweit

Production coordinator Sheena Singh

Production coordinator Meg Walls

Production coordinator Emily Yakashiro

Production manager Andrew Harvey

Script supervisor Chanel Raisin

Animation supervisor Michael Kiely

Title designer Samantha Liu

Animation Edgardo Ulloa

Animation Fahad Haddad

Animation Jason Thomas Campbell

Animation Giai Jeff Wong

Animation Tony R. Flemming

Animation Vladimir Haintz

Animation Uri Alonim

Animation Pushkar Atre

Animation David Browning

Animation Nathan Dorfer

Animation Connor Ferguson

Animation Cory Goodwin

Animation Nicholas Hogan

Animation Ling Hsu

Animation Anurag Jadhav

Animation Caroline Jarvis

Animation Megan Johnson

Animation Alex Kamien

Animation Rishi Kaul

Animation Laura McColm

Animation Rory McGrath

Animation Jose De Mireles Lara

Animation Kristy Osten

Animation Jennifer Pagan

Animation Florian Parrot

Animation Alex Pepin

Animation Pearce Perkins

Animation Morgan Ratsoy

Animation Kari Rust

Animation Eugen Sasu

Animation Adriana Soto

Animation Prasad Thangeti

Animation Wiley Townsend

Animation Tuan Anh Trinh

Animation Hao Wang

Animation Stephne Wood

Animation Jimmy Wu

Animation Mitch Yager

Animation Mykie Yatco

Animation supervisor Steve Wittmann

Lead character designer Craig Kellman

Modeling Dylan Kurp

Modeling Maritza Louis

Modeling Cheng Ye

Visual development Jacquie Doyle

Visual development Dmytro V. Sirenko

Thanks Chelsea Barnard

Thanks Matthew Bass

Thanks Mary Pat Bentel

Thanks Phillip Bladh

Thanks Theodore Bressman

Thanks Katie Byron

Thanks Jerrod Carmichael

Thanks Andrew J. Cohen

Thanks Jason Cox

Thanks Jonathan Coyne

Thanks B. Ted Deiker

Thanks Larkin Donley

Thanks Cale Finot

Thanks Ken Franchi

Thanks Lisa Goldberg

Thanks John Garret Gorman

Thanks Ben Karlin

Thanks Eric Kissack

Thanks Phil Lord

Thanks Ricky Mabe

Thanks Jason Mantzoukas

Thanks Tom McGrath

Thanks Joi McMillon

Thanks Christopher Miller

Thanks Mark Osborne

Thanks Amy Pascal

Thanks Chanel Raisin

Thanks Will Reiser

Thanks Dawn Subhasiriwatana

Thanks Matt Tolmach

Thanks Michael A. Webber

Thanks Adam Jordan

Local casting Michael Donovan

Character Frank / Sergeant Pepper (voice)

Character Brenda (voice)

Character Carl (voice)

Character Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice)

Character Barry (voice)

Character Druggie (voice)

Character Honey Mustard (voice)

Character Grits (voice)

Character Darren (voice)

Character Douche (voice)

Character Lavash (voice)

Character Sammy Bagel Jr. (voice)

Character Teresa Taco (voice)

Character Troy (voice)

Character Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice)

Character Baby Carrot / Cookies (voice)

Character Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice)

Character Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food (voice)

Character Chunk Munchers Cereal / Light Bulb / Indian Chutney (voice)

Character Plum #2 / Beer Keg / Fat Guy / Fit Man (voice)

Character Pislitz Chips / Juice Box / Jamaican Rum (voice)

Character Diner Waitress

Character Camille Toh / Tampon (voice)

Character Old Pork Sausage / Refried Beans / Sandwich / Pop Tart / Licorice Rope (voice)

Character Potato / Noodle Soup (voice)

Character Italian Tomato / Lettuce (voice)

Character Ketchup / Drug Dealer / Baba Ganoush (voice)

Character Mariachi Salsa / Gefilte Fish (voice)

Character Berry Good Candies / Grape #3 / Coconut Milk (voice)

Character Queso (voice)

Character Beet (voice)

Character Popped Cherry Mixer / Plum #1 / Loretta Bun / Frozen Fruitz (voice)

Character Sally Bun / Ice Cream / Watermelon / Female Shopper #1 (voice)

Character Roberta Bun / Grape #2 / Female Shopper #2 (voice)

Communicator Scott Underwood

Communicator James Franco

Communicator Craig Robinson

Communicator Bill Hader

Communicator Danny McBride

Communicator Nick Kroll

Communicator Brian Dobson

Character Pop Bottle

Communicator Lauren Miller

Communicator Greg Tiernan

Communicator Kristen Wiig

Last updated: 2018-10-24

Characters in ‘Sausage Party’

“Jamaican Rum: Hey, bun! Welcome to the aisle! Want to dance?

Brenda: No thank you, man. I'm quite irie, just being left alone over here, don't you know?”

— Brenda (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: irie, Dancing

“[Camille Toh takes the Potato]
Potato: Oh, yes! Yes! I'm the first to enter eternity!

Carl: Potato, way to go, buddy! That's my guy!

Potato: [being washed] Being bathed by the hands of a God!”

— Potato / Noodle Soup (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Eternity, God

“Douche: Come at me, bro.

Frank: Come at you? What does that mean?

Douche: Fine. You won't come at me? Well, then guess who's coming at you?...ME! [Douche prepares to attack Frank]”

— Douche (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: come at me

“[sees the bag that Douche was in is empty] Shit, I really needed that douche.”

— Camille Toh / Tampon (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Douche

“Before us, everyone knew the awful truth. [flashbacks] Ohhhh, how they screamed. It was a living nightmare. So, we the Non-Perishables created a story, the story of the Great Beyond. A place where the Gods care for you, and all your wildest and wettest dreams would come true. They would go out those doors happy, instead of shitting themselves.”

— Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Living Nightmare, nonperishable

“ [while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party

Tagged: Sex, blowing a load

“Carl: [after being insulted by Brenda] Dude, um, how do I say this to you gently? But your girlfriend, um…she's a fucking cunt.

Frank: Shut up! She's fresh as fuck, and you know it.

Carl: Dude, I just don't why you're limiting yourself to one bun. There's plenty of buns out there.

Frank: Because I believe in bun-ogamy. I'm a bun-ogamist, and when a bun this fresh is into you, all you ask is when and how deep.”

— Carl (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: insults, Cunt, bunogamy

“Firewater: The melody came to me one night when I was getting super, super, SUPER baked. Like fuck-a-guy, baked. You know what I'm saying? [Frank shakes his head no] Yeah, he does. The song had a great hook and it caught on, I mean, you know... In time, everyone accepted this false truth. But over the years, things started to get a little...fucky. [flashbacks] The aisles started changing my verses to support their own views, fucking with Twink's tight-ass lyrics, remixing my shit without my permish... Now, every morning when I hear that song, I'm like, 'What the fuck are you guys saying, hey? Wasn't there a part today about exterminating juice? I didn't write that shit, I love juice. Always have, I mean, juice are hilarious. Who the fuck do these guys think they are?' [back to present] Anyway, at least it's still distracting them from the truth: that they get brutally devoured.”

— Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Distraction, devoured, Fuck, Extermination, juiceicide, Baked

“Douche: Yo! Oh fuck yeah, dude! Somebody call a doctor, ‘cause honestly, this beat is sick!

Beet: Actually, I feel great, real healthy.

Douche: Not you.”

— Douche (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: call a doctor

“It's better to die a free candy than to live in bondage.”

— Pop Bottle, Sausage Party

“We blaze for real 24/7, no joke, but we also know our shit.”

— Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: blazing, Weed, 420, Shit

“[about to be sliced in half] No! Please-a, no! I've got a famiglia!”

— Italian Tomato / Lettuce (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Family

“Barry: [as the food prepares to fire the drugged toothpicks] Make it rain. [the food shoots the toothpicks at all the people in the store]

Darren: Ow! What the fuck? All right, who did it? Gary, did you just throw this fucking toothpick at me, man?”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party

Tagged: make it rain

“Douche: What's up, little juicy box? You're leaking too, eh bro? And right out of your fucking dingle. Fucking sucks, right?

Juice Box: Dying...so cold...

Douche: [notices that the juice box is leaking, he gets an idea] Uh-oh. Light bulb.

Light Bulb: Yes?

Douche: No. Not fucking you, dummy.”

— Douche (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Dummy, Fuck

“Drug Dealer: Hey, man. Be careful with this. Bath salts are the real deal. People been seeing some crazy shit.

Druggie: [takes the bath salts] Awesome.”

— Druggie (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: bath salts, crazy shit

“Douche: What part of 'I want the sausage and the bun dead, if you see them, come and get me. And if I found out that you didn't come and get me, or if you couldn't find them, I'll fucking kill your ass.' did you not understand, Tequila?

Tequila: Uh, it's a pretty confusing sentence, to be honest.”

— Douche (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Threats, Kill, Syntax

“Frank: If what you're saying is true, I got to tell everyone!

Firewater: Very noble, little sausage. But also, very pointless. No one will believe you.

Frank: I have to try...Everyone will die otherwise.

Firewater: Oh, yeah. That's a good point. Fuck me, right?

Frank: Wait. Do you guys have any proof of this?”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party

Tagged: truth telling

“ [explaining why the druggie can no longer see them alive] The human is no longer aware of the fourth dimension….The effects of the opiate have dissipated. Your speech and movements are imperceptible to him….We are totally fucked.”

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Opiates, fourth dimension

“They're ain't gods! They're monsters, horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters! They ain't gonna get Honey Mustard twice...FUCK YOU, GODS! I've got a date with oblivion.”

— Honey Mustard (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: gods, monsters, Fuck You, Oblivion

“Firewater: So, you have learned the terrible truth. Congratulations! Now keep it to yourself, or I'll slit your throat while you sleep. I swear to God.

Honey Mustard: Oh my God! Did you guys just fucking hear that?

Ketchup: What? What are you looking at? [sees Firewater has vanished] He's gone.

Honey Mustard: Where the fuck did he go? I'm so fucked up, I'm so fucked up! [Ketchup tries to touch Honey Mustard] Jesus! Get the fuck off me! Nobody fucking touch me!”

— Firewater / Tequila / El Guaco (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: don't touch me, Threats

“I'm not a soft taco, I'm a hard horny taco.”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party

Tagged: soft taco, hard taco, Horny

“Carl: Look at these big ol' buns! [wolf whistles getting their attention] Ye-ah, you know it, baby! Work those buns! All of you, all day, ur-day, lined up, waiting to get filled with my meat!

Brenda: Yeah. Right, Carl. You really think any of these buns are gonna line up to get filled by you? Here's my impression of that happening: 'Oh! Oh! Is he in there yet? Oh, I can't feel him! I don't think he's in there! Oh, wait he is!' It's so sad! I bet you jackrabbit for a quick fifteen seconds. [jackrabbits mockingly]

Brenda: And then you slump over. [Carl glares at her…laughs] I mean, honestly, guys! Who in this package would ever let Carl get up in them? [Another bun raises their hand] Roberta, put your fucking hand down! You're ruining my joke. See? Nobody. That's who.”

— Carl (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: buns, wolf whistles, jackrabbit, Premature Ejaculation, Emasculation

“Frank: Banana's whole face peeled off, Peanut Butter's wife is dead! Look at him, he's right there.

Peanut Butter: [screams] I'm gonna fix you, I'm gonna fix this...”

— Frank / Sergeant Pepper (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Murder, fix it

“Mr. Grits: We're the Non-Perishables, motherfucker.

Twink: We never expired.

Firewater: We are...Immortal. This here's Twink and Grits.

Mr. Grits: They call me Mr. Grits.

Firewater: Eh, Mr. Grits. Whatever.

Mr. Grits: You told him about the crackers?”

— Grits (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Immortal, crackers

“Perhaps I can be of some assistance. [Darren shoots Gum…regenerates] Matter cannot be created or destroyed, human. You have made a fatal error in judgment. Let me educate you.”

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Matter, Regeneration, Judgment

“Druggie: You're all alive and looking at me with your...with your gloves and your...your little shoes, and your arms and your legs...

Pizza: Legs, huh? Look at me! Look at me! I ain't got no legs, you fuck! You ate my goddamn legs!”

— Druggie (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Pizza

“Once you see that shit, it'll fuck you up for life. Good luck! Have fun!”

— Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Ariel Shaffir, Kyle Hunter, Jonah Hill, Sausage Party

Tagged: fuck you up

“They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!”

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: eating children, Fucking, Cannibalism

“I am sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol, calcium, carbonite, soy lecithin, vegetable, triglyceride, and talc. But, for expediency's sake. You can call me...Gum.”

— Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Gum, sorbitol, maltitol, xylitol, mannitol

“Druggie: [drugged, seeing the food alive] Mr. Sausage, when will it end?

Beer Can: When will it end? When he stops drinking us!

Krinkler's Chips, Sandwich, Pop Tart, Tickilish Licorice: Yeah!

Cookies: And stops eating us!

Sandwich: Same here!

Pop Tart: Fuck yeah!

Toilet Paper: And when he stops using us!

Krinkler's Chips: What did they do to you?

Toilet Paper: [nervously backs away] You don't wanna fuckin' know!”

— Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice), Sausage Party

Tagged: Fuck, eating, Cannibalism

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