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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Quotes

“Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: whimsical, Funny, Universe, Space
“Bar man, 6 pints of bitter the world's about to end.”
— Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Fantasy Movies
“No, what's this? What's this? This is nothing, yeah we're going to die.”
— Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Fantasy Movies, Deep
“What is normal?”
— Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Fantasy Movies, Deep
“OK, Arthur, I've got something to tell you. Its unfortunate but its true. Your whole planet has been blown up.”
— Ford Prefect, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Fantasy Movies
“This will all end in tears I just know it.”
— Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes, Sarcastic Depression
“Life, don't talk to me about life.”
— Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes
“I have an exceptionally large mind.”
— Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Movie Quotes
“And since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this poor innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity as a whale before it then had to come to terms with not being a whale any more.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason he had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Successful People
“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Universe & Its Meaning, Flowers
“A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Essentials, Good Advice
“Only six people in the Galaxy knew that the job of the Galactic President was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Politics, Presidency
“Mr. L. Prosser was, as they say, only human. In other words he was a carbon-based bipedal life form descended from an ape.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Truth About Being Human
“The thing that used to worry him most was the fact that people always used to ask him what he was looking so worried about.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: Catch-22
“You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”
— Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Tagged: insults, losers, Unhip
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