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Training Day Quotes

“[to the residents of The Jungle] Aww, you motherfuckers. Okay. Alright. I'm putting cases on all you bitches. Huh. You think you can do this shit... Jake. You think you can do this to me? You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you. SHU program, nigga. 23 hour lockdown. I'm the man up in this piece. You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here. Yeah, that's right, you better walk away. Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down. King Kong ain't got shit on me. That's right, that's right. Shit, I don't, fuck. I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way. I can't lose. Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Motherfuckers, Shit, king kong, Winning
“Civil rights violatin' mothafuckas.”
— Blue, Training Day
Tagged: Civil Rights, Motherfuckers
“[Yanks Alonzo's badge] You don't deserve this.”
— Jake Hoyt, Training Day
Tagged: Deserve, badge
“Lou Jacobs: [in a steakh ouse restaurant] I don't know why I'm talking to you. I don't talk to dead men.

Alonzo Harris: I ain't dead yet. Fuckin' prick.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: dead men, ain't dead yet, Fucking, Prick
“Smiley: [to Jake, before Moreno, sniper, Smiley drag him into the bathroom and lift him into the tub ] You got the right to be bitch-slapped.

Alonzo Harris: [to Jake] They build jails 'cause of me.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: bitch-slapped, Jails
“Take that dick and stick it up that funky little ass of yours, bitch. Damn, I'm thirsty.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: dick, ass, funky, thirsty
“Alonzo Harris: I had lunch with the Wise Men today. They say you gotta render unto Caesar.

Roger: [in his home] Fuckin' vampires want my pension!”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: wise men, Taxes, render unto caesar, Pension
“Shit, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Shit, shoot, Kill
“Oh where, Oh where has my little Jake gone? Oh where, oh where can he be?”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Singing, oh where
“What a day. What a motherfuckin' day.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: motherfucking, Bad Day
“This shit's chess, it ain't checkers.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Chess, Shit, checkers
“Motherfucker. You shot me in the ass.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Motherfucker, shot in the ass
“To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: Sheep, Wolf, Predator, Prey
“You disloyal, fool-ass, bitch-made punk.”
— Alonzo Harris, Training Day
Tagged: disloyal, foolish ass, bitch-made, Punk, Insult
“King Kong ain't got shit on me!”
— Detective Alonzo Harris, Training Day
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