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Twister Quotes

“Dusty: [seeing Bill for the first time in a long time] The extreme! IT’S THE EXTREME!

Bill: Oh, man. Don’t start that shit.”
— Bill Harding, Twister
Tagged: Extreme, Shit
“Dr. Jonas Miller: [explaining what his own version of Dorothy can do when Bill uppercuts him in the face] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

Bill: You son of a bitch. What’d you think, I wouldn’t find out?

[grabs Jonas by his shirt and begins to fight]

Dr. Jonas Miller: What is the matter with you?

Bill: You stole my design, you son of a bitch.

[continues to fight with Jonas then Bill’s team and Jonas’ team breaks them up]

Dr. Jonas Miller: The hell are you talking about?

Bill: Dorothy. You took her, you damn thief.

Dr. Jonas Miller: [realizes what Bill is talking about] Oh, I get it. You want to take credit for MY design.

Bill: She was OUR idea and you know it.

Dr. Jonas Miller: Unrealized idea...unrealized.”
— Bill Harding, Twister
Tagged: Plagiarism, Assault, Son of a Bitch
“Why can’t we spend a normal day together?”
— Bill Harding, Twister
Tagged: normalcy
“[Jo is salvaging belongings from her crashed truck and looking at Bill’s new truck]

Jo: You got full coverage on that truck?

Bill: Liability only.

Jo: [thoughtfully] Liability only...

Jo: It’s a very pretty truck.

Melissa: [smiling] Thank you.

Bill: Don’t even think about it.

[Jo keeps cleaning out her truck]

Bill: No way.”
— Bill Harding, Twister
Tagged: liability insurance, Jealousy
“Bill: Jo. Things go wrong. You can’t explain it, you can’t predict it. Killing yourself won’t bring your dad back. I’m sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you.

Jo: What are you talking about?

Bill: Me, Jo.”
— Bill Harding, Twister
Tagged: Suicide, Moving On
“Jo: [cow flies by in the storm while in Bill’s truck] Cow.

[cow flies by in the storm]

Jo: another cow.

Bill: Actually, I think that was the same one.”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: Tornado, flying cow
“Jo: [in the truck, discussing Bill’s current life changes] Hey, as long as you’re happy...

Bill: I AM. I AM happy. I’m a happy person. I’m happy with my life. I’m happy with the way things are going in my life. I’m happy with...with...

Jo: Melissa?

Bill: I know her name! YES. I’m happy...with...Melissa!”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: Happy, Irony
“Debris! We got debris!”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: debris, Tornado
“[Bill needs Jo’s signature on divorce papers]

Jo: So you want the papers?

Bill: I did drive all the way out here for ‘em.

Jo: They’re signed and ready.

Bill: Good, good. Let’s see ‘em.

Jo: Do you need them right this second?

Bill: Well, it’d be nice.

Jo: What’s the urgent urgency? You act like you’re getting married.

Bill: I am.

Jo: [after a shocked pause] Wow.

Bill: Yeah.

Jo: [while talking to her truck as Bill follows her] Is it Melinda?

Bill: Melissa.

Jo: Wasn’t there a Melinda in there somewhere?

Bill: No, there’s only been Melissa since you.

Jo: Boy, not much for browsing, are you?”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: divorce papers, remarry, rebound relationship
“He really is in love with himself. I thought it was just a summer thing.”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: Narcisissm
“You’ve never seen it miss this house, and miss that house, and come after you!”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: Tornado
“[about Bill’s new fiancée, while in his truck]

Bill: She’s a...a therapist.

Jo: Oh...yours?

Bill: Christ, you couldn’t resist, could you?

Jo: What? I’m not saying you need therapy.

Bill: What? Wait, wait, wait, I need therapy?

Jo: I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that.

Bill: What could I possibly need a therapist for? Huh? You’re the doctor, tell me!

Jo: I don’t know...inability to finish things?

Bill: ‘Inability to finish things’?

Jo: Maybe rushing into things you can’t quite commit to.

Bill: Commitment?

Jo: You asked!”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: therapy, Fear Of Commitment
“You guys have got to get some new stories. I’m gonna go wash up.”
— Dr. Jo Harding, Twister
Tagged: new stories, wash up
“[Crying with fright after a pair of tornados spun their truck around a few times]
When you used to tell me that you chase tornados, deep down I thought it was just a metaphor.”
— Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister
Tagged: tornado chasing, Metaphor
“Bill: [after the tornado passes by them at the drive-in movie theater] Honey, it’s Meg. I gotta go.

Melissa: I’m going back.

Bill: Good, good, you’ll be safe at the motel. I’ll see you in the morning.

Melissa: I won’t be there.

Bill: What? Why? What are you saying?

Melissa: I’m saying goodbye.

Bill: No...

Melissa: You know what? I can’t compete with this. I don’t even know where to start.

Bill: Wait, don’t do this now, please.

Melissa: Sooner or later it would have ended, we both know that. The funny thing is...I’m not that upset. What does that mean?

Bill: I never meant for any of this to happen/

Melissa: Oh Billy, I know. It’s okay. You go ahead. She needs you. I hope that Aunt Meg’s okay.

Bill: What about you?

Melissa: Oh, don’t worry about me. I know my way home.”
— Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister
Tagged: Breakups, goodbye, Not Meant To be
“She didn’t marry your penis...Okay, she didn’t only marry your penis.”
— Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister
Tagged: penis, size queen
“Joey: [Discussing at Meg’s on the tornades they have seen so far at Meg’s home at her dining table, eating steak and eggs] No, that was a good-sized twister. What was it, an F3?

Bill: Solid F2.

Melissa: See, now you have lost me again.

Bill: It’s the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado’s intensity by how much it eats.

Melissa: Eats?

Bill: Destroys.

Laurence: That one we encountered back there was a strong F2, possibly an F3.

Beltzer: Maybe we’ll see some 4s.

Haynes: That would be sweet!

Bill: 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficiently.

Melissa: Is there an F5?

[Everyone goes dead silent]

Melissa: What would that be like?

Jason ‘Preacher’ Rowe: The Finger of God.

Melissa: None of you has ever seen an F5?

Bill: ...Just one of us.

[Looks upstairs, indicating Jo]”
— Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister
Tagged: tornados, Fujita Scale
“I gotta go Julia, we got cows.”
— Dr. Melissa Reeves, Twister
Tagged: Cows, gotta go
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