1. Home
    2.  › 
  2. Pages
    3.  › 
  3. Quotes To Make You Smile

Quotes To Make You Smile

Quotes To Make You Smile

Last updated: October 20, 2023

3,314 Quotes To Make You Smile organized by Most Popular

“It's nine o'clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in”
— Billy Joel, Billy Joel - Piano Man
Tagged: Best Opening Lyrics
“Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet.”
— Bob Dylan, Visions of Johanna
Tagged: Best Opening Lyrics, Song Lyrics, Poetry
“You didn’t ask to be part of the narrative? Sorry. Did John Mayer, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, or Harry Styles ask to be part of your narrative that you used to portray yourself as a victim?”
— Todd, RIP Taylor Swift (2009 - 2016)
Tagged: Pop Culture, Victim Blaming
“There must be some kind of way out of here, said the joker to the thief.”
— Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience - All Along The Watchtower (Official Audio)
Tagged: Best Opening Lyrics, Song Lyrics
“Every new place you visit, person you encounter, new aromas you smell or things you see will make your brain unchain. It is then when your thinking will spark in new creative directions. Use this to make great things for yourself (or for others) happen. Have a project, write a blog, take cooking lessons where you’re at, give something back to the world you’re travelling in.”
— Laura Beltrán Villamizar, Lessons I Learned While Travelling The World Alone
Tagged: travel, Alone, World, Lust For Life, Adventure, Architecture Of Happiness, Life In Transit, Love
“Let your mind start a journey through a strange new world. Leave all thoughts of the world you knew before. Let your soul take you where you long to be…Close your eyes let your spirit start to soar, and you’ll live as you’ve never lived before.’”
— Erich Fromm, The Graduate's Handbook: Your No-Nonsense Guide for What Comes Next By Clark Gaither
Tagged: Journey, Living Abroad, Living Skills, Architecture Of Happiness, Technology of Wishing
“Always trust yourself, think for yourself, act for yourself, speak for yourself. Be yourself!”
— Melania Trump, via twitter.com
Tagged: Plagiarism
“Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.”
— Marva Collins, via Tumblr
Tagged: Originality
“Somewhere in this world is a man who loves you, who understands how precious and clever and kind you are. A man who has always loved you and, to his detriment, suspects he always will.”
— Jojo Moyes,
Tagged: Love, Understanding, Finding Love
“Being awake is love. That’s what it is. It’s certainly not hate. It’s certainly not fear. But what it is, it’s a sense of being not separate from all the suffering and all of the emptiness, all of the compassion, all of the wisdom, all of the liberation, and all of the enslavement, to understand we’re all that.

We’re in a threshold experience right now. We’re in this kind of situation where we don’t have any time to waste. And I like the Zen evening verse that we chant that goes, ‘Life and death are of supreme importance. Time passes swiftly, and the opportunity is lost. Let us awaken, awaken. Do not squander your life.”
— Joan Halifax, Occupy Love
Tagged: Love, Freedom, Architecture Of Happiness, Pursuit of Happiness, Zen Philosophy, Life Is A Journey
“Power is being told you're not loved and not being destroyed by it”
— Madonna, Author Of "The English Roses"
Tagged: Love, Pursuit of Happiness, Power, Destruction, Philosophy
“School was a very cruel environment, and I was a loner. But I learnt to get hurt, and I learnt to cope with it.”
— Kate Bush, Kate Bush
Tagged: Singer, Musician, Cruelty, School, Individuality, Loneliness, hurt, Coping With Pain
“Someday you'll find someone special again. People who've been in love once usually do. It's in their nature.”
— Nicholas Sparks, Message In A Bottle
“Nothing in this world was more difficult than love.”
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Love in the Time of Cholera (Oprah's Book Club)
Tagged: Love, romance, Dating, Love Is Hard, Difficulty Of Love, Marriage
“I've been waiting for Pokemon Go for so long! It's better than sex!”
— SexyAsianAwwYeeah, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“One time I got to what I thought would be the last sign up page, filled it out, and hit continue (after at least an hour of trying) I was crying at this point (frustration and excitement) and then, behold the almighty 503 error page! I don't remember much (besides more failed attempts, I never got back to what I thought was the last page) because I took a nap.”
— Error319vouldnotfindusername, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Pokemon, Trending, Pokemon Go, reviews, itunes reviews, humor
“I’ve been a Pokemon trainer all my life collecting games, books, and movies. I love the interaction so much and this has been something I’ve dreamed about since I was little. I wish you could fight wild Pokemon but that isn’t something really important.”
— Aldwa, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“I usually like staying indoors during the summer but oh boy, this game got me going out in 105 degree weather so I’m out there burning. I was taking a poop once right, and a Sandshrew came through and I was like whhaaaattt, and lo and behold, a Rapidash and a Vulpix came by too. I was appalled. This game is awesome. I give it 4 stars only cuz I keep running out of poke balls cuz I always miss.”
— Kacedamenace, Pokémon GO on the App Store
Tagged: Mobile Games, Pokemon Go
“The game is alright. I wish there were more pokemon near my house. I really have to drive into town to find anything.”
— Matthew Collins, Pokémon GO - Android Apps on Google Play
Tagged: Pokemon Go
“Well, I downloaded Pokemon Go since I figured it gives me something to do on my walks. Was tracking some sort of creature and saw an old man walking his dog. Then saw a group of kids running at full steam around the corner with a phone yelling something about "it's over here!"

They are all running around looking for the pokemon that I was tracking, but I had noticed it had disappeared. Then they noticed. They all start yelling at each other accusing the other of nabbing it because apparently they were staggering catches.

Just then, from around the corner, the old man yells out "Team Rocket is blasting off again!" All the kids actively groaned and I just laughed. He had captured it right out from under our noses. Evil is real ladies and gentlemen and it takes the form of little old men walking their dogs.”
— AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow, Another Pokemon Go! Post
Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, rhydon, trainer, poketrainer, Trending, humor
“We saw a pokestop on the way to the gas station that had a lure module going off... four cop cars, all playing Pokemon Go”
— opinionwaswrong, When Pokemon Go > Protests
Tagged: Pokemon, Pokemon Go, humor
“Mom: Why did I just here you come in? It’s past midnight.

Me: I was collecting a Pokemon in our backyard

Mom: I would probably be less disappointed if you had just said you were partying or selling drugs.”
— Wrixgunner, *insert title about Pokemon Go*
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Pokemon Go And Parents, Pokemon, Pokemon Problems
“One child, one teacher, one book, and one pen, can change the world.”
— Malala Yousafzai, UN Youth Assembly, 2013
Tagged: Voice Of Youth, changing the world, Making A Difference
“It's hard to have a gun and kill people. Maybe that's why his hand was shaking. Maybe he didn't know if he could do it. But people are brainwashed. That's why they do things like suicide attacks and killing people. I can't imagine it – that boy who shot me, I can't imagine hurting him even with a needle. I believe in peace. I believe in mercy.”
— Malala Yousafzai, Interview with The Guardian, 2013
Tagged: Voice Of Youth, Voice Of Strength, Fearless, strength, Non-Violence, Peace, Mercy
“I don't cover my face because I want to show my identity.”
— Malala Yousafzai, Interview with The Guardian, 2013
Tagged: One Voice, Voice Of Youth, Voice Of Strength, Fearless, strength, Women's Rights, Women's Clothing
“Our men think earning money and ordering around others is where power lies. They don't think power is in the hands of the woman who takes care of everyone all day long, and gives birth to their children.”
— Malala Yousafzai, I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban
Tagged: Voice Of Youth, Voice Of Strength, Fearless, Fighting Against Silence, Women's Rights, Women's Strength, Power of Women
“I am Malala. My world has changed but I have not.”
— Malala Yousafzai, I Am Malala: The Girl Who Stood Up for Education and Was Shot by the Taliban
Tagged: Life Perspective, Identity, strength
“You foam within our glasses, you lusty golden brew, whoever imbibes takes fire from you. The young and the old sing your praises, Here’s to beer, here’s to cheer, here’s to beer!”
— The Bartered Bride, Toasts: Over 1,500 of the Best Toasts, Sentiments, Blessings, and Graces
Tagged: Beer, Drinking, Golden Ale, Ales, Beer Rules
“In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake, but by what you finally accomplish.”
— Donald Trump, via twitter.com
Tagged: Perspective, Life
“Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, and emerges ahead of his accomplishments.”
— John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath
Tagged: humanity, Growth, accomplishments
“The past is okay with me. Everything that brought me to this point is just fine. All of the things that felt so good and so horrible in the moment led me to this point, and it’s all a learning experience anyways, isn’t it?”
— Kristin Addis, A Thousand New Beginnings: Tales of Solo Female Travel Through Southeast Asia
Tagged: goodbye, The Past, Leetting Go
“Today, SimilarWeb tells us that Pokémon Go did manage to surpass Twitter in terms of daily active users on Monday, and now sees 5.92 percent of the U.S. Android population engaging with the app on a daily basis.”
— Sarah Perez, Pokémon Go tops Twitter’s daily users, sees more engagement than Facebook
Tagged: Pokemon Go, Twitter, Viral Games
“You see, the lovely thing about you is the person who you are right here, without the pressures of real life and the stress of where the next paycheck will come from.”
— Kristin Addis, I Could Love You, But I Love The Road Too
Tagged: Love, travel, road, trip, Life, Free Spirit
“To be alive at all is to have scars.”
— John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (Penguin Classics)
Tagged: alive, Living, Scars, Pain
“You know most people live ninety per cent in the past, seven per cent in the present, and that only leaves them three per cent for the future.”
— John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (Penguin Classics)
Tagged: Past, present, Future, Time
“There's no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner.”
— John Grogan, Marley & Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog
Tagged: Dogs, Pets, owners
“In time, she will find that it’s not actually all that hard to be captain of the ship.”
— Kristin Addis, 6 Ways A Woman’s Life Is Changed Forever When She Travels Alone
Tagged: travel, Womanhood, Lifestyle, Wanderlust
“One of the greatest gifts we receive from dogs is the tenderness they evoke in us. The disappointments of life, the injustices, the battering events that are beyond our control, and the betrayals we endure, from those we befriended and loved, can make us cynical and turn our hearts into flint – on which only the matches of anger and bitterness can be struck into flame. By their delight in being with us, the reliable sunniness of their disposition, the joy they bring to playtime, the curiosity with which they embrace each new experience, dogs can melt cynicism, and sweeten the bitter heart.”
— Dean Koontz, A Big Little Life: A Memoir of a Joyful Dog
Tagged: Dogs, Happiness, Love
“I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs are faithful and they do not tell lies because they cannot talk.”
— Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
Tagged: Dogs, Faithful, Lies, emotions
“But there is only one thing that has power completely, and this is love.”
— Alan Paton, Cry, the Beloved Country
Tagged: Love, One Sentence of Amazing, Power of Love, Against Hate, 107 Of The Greatest Single Sentences In Literature, Perfect Sentences
“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.”
— Nora Roberts, The Search
Tagged: Dogs, Learning, Lessons
“I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so wrong with having those damn kids learn their lessons about mortality from watching Grandpa kick? Then at least the dog would be around to comfort them.”
— Merrill Markoe, Walking in Circles Before Lying Down: A Novel
Tagged: Movies, Death, Dogs
“Dogs look at you with both eyes open. Emotions on a sleeve, that wagging tail.”
— S.L. Northey, Good Grieving
Tagged: Dogs, emotions, body language
“A memory is only a Prince Charming who stays just long enough to awaken the Sleeping Beauties of our wordless stories.”
— Michel de Certeau,, The Practice of Everyday Life
Tagged: Memory, 107 Of The Greatest Single Sentences In Literature, Perfect Sentences
“So when a secret affair is revealed, it’s devastating, destructive, and something we all would like to avoid -- but it’s also a moment that can make us finally, fully honest about what’s been missing, and what’s worth saving.”
— Anna Sale, Cheating Happens.
Tagged: Cheating happens, Death, Sex, Money, affair, Reason, Relationships, Dating, Why People Cheat
“Would I cheat to save my soul?
No.
But to save my G.P.A.?
Yes.”
— Julie Anne Peters, Luna
Tagged: Cheating happens, Reason, Relationships, Why People Cheat
“Beautiful face. Beautiful body. Horrible attitude. It was the holy trinity of hot boys.”
— Jennifer L. Armentrout, Obsidian
Tagged: Men, boys, Dating, beauty
“Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.”
— Jessica Park, Flat-Out Love
Tagged: Kissing, boys, Relationships
“Can officially confirm that the way to a man's heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex, or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.”
— Helen Fielding, Bridget Jones's Diary
Tagged: hard to get, beauty, Sex
“Busy is another word for asshole. Asshole is another word for the guy you're dating.”
— Greg Behrendt, He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys
Tagged: Dating, asshole, Busy