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463 quotes curated by Daniella Urdinlaiz:

“You've got to hug it. Hug your destiny, Arthur! Hug it.”
— The Tick (voice), The Tick, Season 1: The Tick vs. The Idea Men
Tagged: Destiny, Fate
“[Henry starts choking]

June: Ah, very good, Henry is exhibiting some of the classic signs of choking! Turning blue, [Henry gasping for breath] gasping for air [Henry gurgles] and clutching his throat.

June: If you ever see someone choking, help them by using the Heimlich Maneuver, which I will now demonstrate with the aid of my assistant, Mr. Foot.

June: Remember, guys, only nimrods choke, now, here’s two guys who never forget each others' birthdays, ‘Prometheus and Bob’.

Henry: You should really eat that before it gets soggy.”
— June (voice) / Henry (voice), KaBlam!, Season 3: More Happiness Than Allowed By Law
Tagged: Choking, Choking Victim
“Penny: Gosh, Scotland is beautiful, Uncle Gadget.

Inspector Gadget: It certainly is, Penny. This is where they make Scotch tape, ya know.

Brain: ...What?”
— Penny / Gadget / Brain (voice) , Inspector Gadget, Season 1: Monster Lake
Tagged: scotland, Scotch Tape
“[at a baseball stadium]

Kay: This is my favorite game...

Jay: Baseball?

Kay: No. Spot the Alien.”
— Kay (voice) / Jay (voice), Men in Black, Season 1: The Irritable Bow-Wow Syndrome
Tagged: Alien, Aliens
“Sam: It's sort of fitting that Lorne makes his home down in the bowels of that funhouse.

Max: Huh. That's the first time I've ever heard the words "bowels" and "funhouse" in the same sentence.

Sam: Get used to it.”
— Sam (voice) / Max (voice), The Adventures of Sam & Max, Sam and max freelance police season 1: The Friend For Life
“[about Ms. Finster]

Mikey: She looks so happy like that...

Spinelli: Yeah... let's go destroy her life.”
— Michael 'Mikey' Blumberg (voice) / Spinelli (voice), Recess, Season 1: To Finster with Love
“Lydia: Pepper Ann, do you want breasts?

Pepper Ann: What?!

Lydia: I'm baking chicken. Do you want breasts or thighs?”
— Pepper Ann Pearson (voice) / Lydia Pearson (voice) , Pepper Ann, Season 1: Nicky Gone Bad / In Support of
Tagged: Puberty, Training Bra
“Dilbert: What makes you qualified to be a reporter?

Dogbert: I'm willing to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know.

Dilbert: Have you been using me as your main source of industry information?

Dogbert: No, not the main source. I also make stuff up.”
— Dilbert / Dogbert (voice), Dilbert, Season 1: The Competition
Tagged: Journalism, Reporter
“Angela: Will she really be like my very own real sister which I have always wanted?


William: Angela, you already have a sister. Lulu Anaconda? Baby Lulu?


Angela: Oh her. Naw, she doesn't count. I mean a real sister, with hair!”
— Angela Anaconda (voice) , Angela Anaconda, Season 2: French Connection / The List
Tagged: babies
“Lu: Your crowds stink!

Mike: That wasn't a crowd. That was a mob.

Lu: What's the difference?

Mike: Mobs stink!”
— Michelene "Mike" Mazinsky (voice) / Lu (voice) , Mike, Lu & Og, Mike, lu & og season 1: Crowded House/ A Bicycle Built For Me