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Abbi Abrams Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Abbi: We’re technically homeless right now.

Ilana: Ben Affleck was homeless for a night for a charity…We’re, like, doing that, just involuntarily.

Abbi: Yeah, we’re just a regular Matt and Ben.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: The Lockout
Tagged: homeless, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Friends, charity
“I was curious to see if you were still selling the greenery. Cuz I'm looking to buy some um greenery.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: Selling, Buying, Weed, pot, greenery
“I’m an adult and I’m responsible. Let’s go get some candy.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: adult, responsible, candy
“You're my favorite little jewie this side of saint louie.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 2: Hashtag FOMO
Tagged: Favorite Person, Jew, saint louie
“Never have I ever, um, dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Hurricane Wanda
Tagged: Never have i ever, drinking game, Divorce, Relationships, Alcohol
“Abbi: What is your return policy?

Cashier: It's 30 days.

Abbi: Great, I'll see you in 30 days then....biiiiiiiiiiitch.

Cashier: You still need to sign the receipt.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Fattest Asses
Tagged: return policy, dress, Diss, accident
“I finally masturbated above the covers, without my eyes being closed. That was a really big journal entry.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 2: St. Mark's
Tagged: masturbation, Journal Entry
“I've cleaned more pubes than you have on your entire body!”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Fattest Asses
Tagged: Pubes
“You know what’s the biggest luxury? Pooping when no one’s home.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: Pooping, Luxury, Privacy
“I’m an adult. I should be buying my own pot.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: pot, Adulthood
“You just pulled a bag of pot out of your vagina.”
— Abbi Abrams, Broad City, Season 1: Pu$$y Weed
Tagged: pot, Vagina
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