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Al Swearengen Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Blazanov: Fuck confidentiality of communication.

Al Swearengen: Why not fuck a woman instead?

Blazanov: Hope to, eventually.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: Unauthorized Cinnamon
Tagged: Fuck, Communication, Confidentiality
“E.B. Farnham: It's Hearst. Hearst: is he Caesar, to have fights to the death for diversion? Murder his workers at whim? Smash passages in the fucking wall? A man of less wealth would be in fucking restraints.

Al Swearingen: We're in the presence of the new.

E.B.: Fuck the fucking new! Jesus Christ, Al. Is it over for us here?”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: A Rich Find
Tagged: Hearst, caesar, Jesus Christ
“Dan: I'm older, and I'm much less friendly to fuckin' change.

Al Swearengen: Change ain't lookin' for friends. Change calls the tune we dance to.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 3: Tell Your God To Ready For Blood
Tagged: Change, Fate, older
“They're hypocrite cocksuckers. And the fuckin' lyin' instruments and tactics they use to fuck people up the ass can be turned against them.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Amalgamation and Capital
Tagged: Hypocrisy, Cocksucker, Anal Sex
“Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man—and give some back.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: E.B. Was Left Out
Tagged: Pain, Damage, Beatings, punishment
“Al: [after waking up from his 'coma'] Did you fuck me when I was out?


Dan: Hell, no.


Al: Then quit looking at me like that.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 2: Complications
Tagged: Coma, Waking Up, morning hair
“Get a fuckin' haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Mister Wu
Tagged: haircut, Bad Haircuts
“You can't slit the throat of everyone whose character it would improve.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Mister Wu
Tagged: slitting throat
“I'd rather try touching the moon than take on a whore's thinking.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Plague
Tagged: Whore, Thinking, touching the moon, impossible
“Every fuckin’ beatin’ I’m grateful for. Every fuckin’ one of them. Get all the trust beat outta you. And you know what the fuckin’ world is.”
— Al Swearengen, Deadwood, Season 1: Reconnoitering the Rim
Tagged: beating, Torture, Trust
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