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Blake Anderson Quotes

Total quotes: 20
“We're not a house full of cubans, man. We're white dudes. We gotta be careful. 'Cause we can be very unfashionable very quickly.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Cubans, white, dudes, Careful, unfashionable
“Like, we should ponytails our clothes together, and rapunzel down.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 1: Office Campout
Tagged: ponytail, Escape, Rapunzel
“I showed that kid my penis and restored order to the universe. It's called the boy scout rule of 'D's. And it always works.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: We Be Ballin'
Tagged: penis, restored order, Universe, boy scout, always works
“Bong. James Bong.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 3: True Dromance
Tagged: bong, James Bond, play on words
“Holy moly she's a thick bitch!”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 2: Man Up
Tagged: Shock, thick, holy moly
“You are so loosest butthole.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Loose, Butthole
“'Cause the spirit of half-Christmas lives on in all of us. Just like a little baby alien.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 1: The Strike
Tagged: Spirit, half-Christmas, Lives, Simile Examples, baby alien
“You're a swagger hound. You take everyone else's swagger. You hound it.”
— Anders Holmvik, Workaholics, Season 1: To Friend a Predator
Tagged: Stealing Swagger, Things To Say To Someone When They're Cramping On Your Style
“You can't go for a swim in jeans!”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 7: Monstalibooyah
Tagged: Swimming, What Happens When You Swim In Jeans
“I, like, never have a thing. I'm actually kinda bummed that I never have things to do.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 7: Termidate
Tagged: Bored, Nothing To Do
“As the Silver Rights activist, Doc Martens Luther King once said, 'take ye sleazy… and I’m out.'”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 2: Stop! Pajama Time
Tagged: Stupid, Take Ye Sleazy
“Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Right there in front of the gorillas. And the gorillas are kinda looking at first, like, ‘What's going on here?’ And they join in! And then I just blew a fat load. I'm really good at sex.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 7: Termidate
Tagged: Weird Sex, Bestiality, Sex at the Zoo
“Have I, uh, ever told you guys about the time I had sex at the zoo? So I'm basically with this girl who's all over my big old nut-sack and we're kinda, like, looking around. We get to the gorilla pen, all right, and it kinda gets us going. And I get this hard-on, and we just start Boo, boo, boo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Right there in front of the gorillas. And the gorillas are kinda looking at first, like, ‘What's going on here?’ And they join in! And then I just blew a fat load. I'm really good at sex.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 7: Termidate
Tagged: Weird Sex, Bestiality, Sex at the Zoo
“He's got a huge one. And I'm talking about his heart. Which would have to be huge to pump blood into his giant dick.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 7: Termidate
Tagged: Big Dicks, Hearts and Dicks
“It might be time for us to not be alpha dogs anymore and start being alpha lions.”
— Blake Anderson, Workaholics, Season 6: Always Bet on Blake
Tagged: Alpha, Dogs, Lions
“When I go to Subway I ask for a water glass and I always fill it with Fresca because I'm a monster, sir.”
— Blake Anderson, Workaholics, Season 3: The Lord's Force
Tagged: Subway, Fresca, monster, Overstatement
“It's too late to abort it. Which is exactly what my mom used to say about me.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 3: The Future Is Gnar
Tagged: Abortion
“If we don't learn from History Channel. We're doomed to repeat History Channel.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 1: Office Campout
Tagged: History Channel, George Santayana
“I would fight them, dude, but they've probably got old man strength. And I can't handle that. Not now. I'm tipsy right now.”
— Adam DeMamp, Workaholics, Season 1: We Be Ballin'
Tagged: Fighting, Old Man Strength, Ageism
“Oh, it's like Willy Wonka, but with poo in the water instead of chocolate.”
— Blake Henderson, Workaholics, Season 2: Teenage Mutant Ninja Roommates
Tagged: Eww, Gross, Poo
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