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Blanche Devereaux Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“I slept with my two brothers until I was seventeen. I was engaged to one for a very short period of time, but that's a separate story.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Bedtime Story
Tagged: Incest
“Blanche: I once was told I bore a striking resemblance to Miss Cheryl Ladd ... although my bosoms are perkier!

Dorothy: Not even if you were hanging upside-down on a trapeze!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: 'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
Tagged: Boob-Shaming, Cheryl Ladd, Charlie's Angels
“I feel that you have backed me into a corner, and when I am backed into a corner, I come out fightin' like a wildcat. Unless I've had too much to drink, in which case I slide down the wall and make mad passionate love on the carpet.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Joust Between Friends
Tagged: bragging, Drinking
“Eat dirt and die, trash.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Joust Between Friends
Tagged: insults
“Grandma Hollingsworth always said I was a little flighty…or was it a little floozy?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Family Affair
Tagged: Floozy, Flighty
“That child over there is trying to steal my daddy away. She ain't better but a tick on a slow-moving hound dog.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: Big Daddy's Little Lady
Tagged: Southern Slang, Hound Dogs
“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist...except of course, when they were institutionalized!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: Psychiatrist, Institutionalized
“Blanche: I never had PMS.

Rose: Neither did I, but I had a BMW.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, Season 2: End of the Curse
Tagged: pms, BMW
“Blanche: I also happen to have a room for rent, and the name is Blanche Devereaux.

Rose: Why would you name a room Blanche Devereaux?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Way We Met
Tagged: Dangling Participle
“Blanche: [after being awakened by the ringing phone] I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo!
Dorothy: Boy, that's pretty jumpy.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Job Hunting
Tagged: Prison, Rodeo, Jumpy
“Blanche: Oh, you don't have to worry about me, honey. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Flu Attack
Tagged: Slut-shaming
“You are undoubtedly the meanest, sickest person I've ever met! Not to mention the most unattractive.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Flu Attack
Tagged: insults
“Blanche: My whole life is an open book.


Sophia: Your whole life is an open blouse!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Truth Will Out
Tagged: Slut-shaming
“Blanche: Have you noticed that Rose has been acting peculiar?

Dorothy: Yes, Blanche, from the first day that I met her!”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Truth Will Out
Tagged: Acting Peculiar
“My great-granddaddy always said that there are two things you never sell to a friend—a car and a slave—because if either one of them quits working you'll never hear the end of it. Of course, they hanged my great-granddaddy. He said a lot of things he shouldn't have.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: That Was No Lady
Tagged: Cars, Slavery
“Blanche: He analyzed my dream.


Dorothy: What dream?


Blanche: Oh, that recurring dream I have where I'm running naked through a train that keeps going through tunnel after tunnel while a sweaty bodybuilder chases me. He said he thinks it's sexual.


Dorothy: He thinks? For God's sake, Blanche, you smoke a cigarette after that dream.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: A Little Romance
Tagged: Sexual Dream, Bodybuilder
“Blanche: He was looking for a mother, not a lover. It was humiliating.
Rose: I think it's sweet.
Blanche: You would, Betty Crocker.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Blanche and the Younger Man
Tagged: mother, Lover, Betty Crocker
“Blanche: [about Dirk] This is strictly off the record, but Dirk's nearly five years younger than I am.
Dorothy: In what, Blanche? Dog years?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Blanche and the Younger Man
Tagged: Younger Men, Dating, Dog Years
“I though I was gonna die. I swear I have never felt such agony. I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and I thought, ‘What a shame if I die now, I'm too young...and I'm wearing the wrong underwear.’”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Break-In
Tagged: Near-Death Experiences, Agony
“Nobody ever believes me when I'm telling the truth. I guess it's the curse of being a devastatingly beautiful woman.”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: The Triangle
Tagged: Humblebragging
“Blanche: We cannot have a baby in the house! My sister's coming.

Dorothy: Does she eat them?”
— Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls, The Golden Girls Season 1: Transplant
Tagged: Cannibalism
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