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Bob Quotes

Total quotes: 17
“Do you know what day this is? Because I know what day this is, they know what day this is, so I was wondering if you know what day this is!”
— Bob, Seinfeld, Season 9: The Puerto Rican Day
Tagged: Puerto Rican Day, Thugs, Threats
“But I am wearing the ribbon. He is wearing the ribbon. We are all wearing the ribbon! So why aren't you going to wear the ribbon?”
— Bob, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Sponge
Tagged: AIDS Ribbon, AIDS, HIV, AIDS March, bullying
“I don't think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you. Now just back off.”
— Bob, Seinfeld, Season 7: The Soup Nazi
Tagged: Gay Men, Thugs, Threats
“Charlotte: 'I'm stuck. Does it get easier?'

Bob: 'No.—Yes, it gets easier.'

Charlotte: 'Oh yeah? Look at you.'

Bob: 'Thanks.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Easier, Life, Life Is Hard
“Charlotte [Making fun of Bob's one-night stand]: 'She's older. At least you'll have lots to talk about.'

Bob: 'I can't believe you couldn't find anyone else to lavish you with attention.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: humor, Attention, One Night Stands
“More than this, you know there's nothing. More than this, just tell me one thing.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Nothing, One Thing
“Short and sweet? How very Japanese of you.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: humor
“You're not hopeless.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Mid-Life Crisis, lost, hopeless
“Lydia: 'Do I need to worry about you, Bob?'

Bob: 'Only if you want to.'”
— Bob, Lydia, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Mid-Life Crisis, lost, worry
“I'm just completely lost.”
— Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Mid-Life Crisis, lost
“Charlotte: 'So, what are you doing here?'

Bob: 'Uh, a couple of things. Taking a break from my wife, forgetting my son's birthday. And, uh, getting paid two million dollars to endorse a whiskey when I could be doing a play somewhere.'

Charlotte: 'Oh.'

Bob: 'But the good news is, the whiskey works.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Escape, Running Away
“Bob: 'What do you do?'

Charlotte: 'I'm not sure yet, actually.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Jobs, Careers, Unsure, uncertain
“[Bob is recollecting when he first saw Charlotte, in the elevator]

Charlotte: 'Did I scowl at you?'

Bob: 'No, you smiled.'

Charlotte: 'I did?'

Bob: 'Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since. Just that one time.

[Charlotte smiles]

Like that, but bigger... bigger... mm-hmm... well, not that big!'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Meet Cutes, Smile, Meeting
“Charlotte: '25 years. That's uh, well it's impressive.'

Bob: 'Well you figure, you sleep one-third of your life, that knocks out eight years of marriage right there. So you're, y'know, down to 16 in change. You know you're just a teenager, at marriage, you can drive it but there's still the occasional accident.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Life, Marriage, Accidents
“Bob: 'I don't want to leave.'

Charlotte: 'So don't. Stay here with me. We'll start a jazz band.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Leaving, Stay
“Bob: 'It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.'

Charlotte: 'It's scary.'

Bob: 'The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.'

Charlotte: 'Nobody ever tells you that.'

Bob: 'Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.'

Charlotte: 'That's nice.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Life, Changes, Family, Terrifying
“Charlotte: 'I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.'

Bob: 'You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.'”
— Charlotte, Bob, Lost in Translation
Tagged: Supposed To Be, Growing Up, Choices
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