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Brian Cox Quotes

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“One German, a fine man. Two Germans, a bund. Three Germans, a war. One Englishman, an idiot. Two Englishmen, a club. Three Englishmen, an Empire.”
— Reichsmarschall Hermann Göring, Nuremberg
Tagged: German, english, Empire, Bund, Nazi Movies
“This amount of lung damage, though, I'd expect the body to be covered in third-degree burns. It's like finding a bullet in a brain, but with no gunshot wound.”
— Tommy Tilden, The Autopsy of Jane Doe
Tagged: lung damage, third-degree burns, Autopsy
“You're in a big puddle of shit, Pamela, and you don't have the shoes for it.”
— Ward Abbott, The Bourne Supremacy
Tagged: Shit, deep shit
“[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's]
Rabbit: [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.

Farva: Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!

Mac: Awesome prank, Farva.

Farva: Better than the crap you pull, Mac!

Captain O'Hagan: Look, fellas...

Mac: [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick!

Rabbit: Nah...

Captain O'Hagan: Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts... [Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues]

Mac: Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss!

Captain O'Hagan: ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...

Mac: Don't be a wuss, bite it!

Captain O'Hagan: ...I like that. I like it here...

Mac: Bite it. Bite it!

Captain O'Hagan: [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!

[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac]”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: Prank, soap, Hearts, bite it
“Captain O'Hagan: Bulletproof cup, huh? I invented this gag, Rabbit. Only in my day, the rookie got naked. [fires through the window, accidentally shooting out the glass] And we also used blanks. You're a sick motherfucker, Mac.

Mac: Thanks, Chief!”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: Bulletproof, sick motherfucker
“[repeated line]
Thorny: Enhance.

Captain O'Hagan: Just print the damn thing!”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: enhance, damned, Impatience
“[In an Irish accent] I'll believe ya when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: Shit, Purple, sherbet
“Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says ‘shenanigans.'

Mac: Hey, Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

Mac: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Thorny: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO. [as they offer the Captain their pistols]”
— Captain O'Hagan, Super Troopers
Tagged: shenanigans, swear to god, mozzarella sticks
“Not to be crude about it, but politics is what comes out the a**hole. Wouldn't you rather be up front, feeding the horse?”
— Logan Roy, Succession, Season 1: Celebration
Tagged: Politics, Insults to Politicians, Business Is Better Than Politics
“It's an accumulation.”
— Logan Roy, Succession, Season 1: Celebration
Tagged: It Adds Up
“The man I once was, Al, was not formidable, and I am but his shadow now. And yet I'd be put to use. A decoy, perhaps. A weight to drop on villains from above.”
— Jack Langrishe, Deadwood, Season 3: The Catbird Seat
Tagged: formidable, Villains, decoy
“It's the learning fuckin' nothin', Al, that keeps me young.”
— Jack Langrishe, Deadwood, Season 3: True Colors
Tagged: learning nothing, staying young
“We are the cosmos made conscious”
— Brian Cox, Why Does E=mc2?(And Why Should We Care?)
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