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Chelsea Peretti Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“[Recording] It's Gina's phone, leave me a voicemail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.”
— Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: The Mole
Tagged: Voicemail, Honesty, Old, Outdated
“Hold it up! You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar.”
— Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2: Chocolate Milk
Tagged: doctor, penis, Vasectomy
“You should make me your campaign manager. I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying.”
— Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: Full Boyle
Tagged: Politics, lying, hair, campaigns
“Diaz: Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?

Gina: Emotionally? $700 million.”
— Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: The Ebony Falcon
Tagged: stolen, Emotional, Taken, Money, Value
“Precisely. Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength, like Paris Hilton, RE: her sex tape.”
— Gina Linetti, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1: Sal's Pizza
Tagged: Weakness, strength, Paris Hilton, Change
“I don’t like eating bananas in public. That is so stressful if you’re a girl. It’s so annoying ‘cause it’s such a portable, good snack, but if you’re a girl and you want to eat a banana all of a sudden you’re in the position of like, how to I de-dick this delicious treat…?”
— Chelsea Peretti, One of the Greats
Tagged: Women in Comedy
“If these walls could talk they’d be like ‘damn bitch, you’re back in bed again!?’”
— Chelsea Peretti, One of the Greats
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Lazy, Bed
“Do you guys think it's worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?”
— Chelsea Peretti, One of the Greats
Tagged: Women in Comedy, Fedora, Murder
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