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Cody Ko Quotes

Total quotes: 21
“TLC just blue-balled us.”
— Cody Ko, THAT'S CRINGE!! w/ Noel Miller
Tagged: TLC, Blue Balls, Cringe Videos
“Love is posting your private text messages with your significant other on Pinterest.”
— Cody Ko, The Couples of Pinterest
Tagged: Pinterest, Text Messages, Relationships, Couples
“You haven't had an orgasm until your ears have squirted.”
— Cody Ko, THAT'S CRINGE: Energy O's
Tagged: orgasm, Cringe Videos
“does taco bell do wedding cakes”
— Cody Ko, @codyko
Tagged: Taco Bell, Wedding Cakes, wedding
“plastic straws might kill turtles but paper straws kill my fuckin vibe dude im done suckin on cardboard.”
— Cody Ko, @codyko
Tagged: plastic straws, Environmentally Friendly, save the turtles
“Baby, you're my cuddle bug. You know that you're my queen, you know I'm going snuggle you girl. ”
— Cody Ko, Cuddle Bug
“Woke up and my fucking chakras are all out of line, god damn it.”
— Cody Ko, 23 Oct 2018
Tagged: chakras
“Who loves the sound of their alarm in the morning? A masochist, that's who.”
— Cody Ko, THAT'S CRINGE: Epic Morning Routine
Tagged: masochist
“Anyone else sensing chemistry, or is that me just being a shit head?”
— Cody Ko, A look at the old me(200k!!)
Tagged: Chemistry vs. Love
“I am the meme Lord.”
— Cody Ko, A look at the old me(200k!!)
Tagged: Memes
“Just a couple of bros doing magic in their apartment on a Friday night. I can relate.”
— Cody Ko, Instagram "comedians"
Tagged: Magicians, magic trick, bad comedy
“'What's the point of this, to gain attention?' Uh, yes. That's the whole point of Instagram. That's the whole point of anything.”
— Cody Ko, WEIRD INSTAGRAM COMMENTS: Sommer Ray
Tagged: attention seeker, Instagram
“I bet real mountain dew tastes nothing like the soda.”
— Cody Ko, 1 Dec 2012
Tagged: mountain dew
“Who am I to come along and roast the shit out of them?”
— Cody Ko, Cole Labrant *IM SORRY*
Tagged: Roasting You
“Every city in America has their own special way of fucking up your arteries.”
— Cody Ko, Fitness Comedy
Tagged: Unhealthy Eating
“If you’re in NYC and like hole in the wall spots, check out Times Square. Super dope.”
— Cody Ko, Cody Ko, 12 Aug 2018
Tagged: Times Square
“If you’re in NYC and like hole in the wall spots, check out Times Square. Super dope.”
— Cody Ko, Cody Ko, 12 Aug 2018
Tagged: Times Square
“This is college. All we do is fuckin party.”
— Cody Ko, Lele Pons is still bad
Tagged: College Parties, College
“You're left wondering: who can I really trust in this world? The answer is: nobody.”
— Cody Ko, Crea Tyler Is Back.
Tagged: Trust No One, Hard To Trust
“We want more vape vids. Don't do it. We don't want you to die. ”
— Cody Ko, THAT'S CRINGE: Vape Hotbox
“I shouldn't be working. I should be jerking off in Greece.”
— Cody Ko, QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!
Tagged: Instagram
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