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Dan Bilzerian Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“I’ve never seen a chick fuck a guy ‘cause of his clothes.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Interview: Dan Bilzerian, Instagram's Biggest Playboy, on Stylish Guns, $800,000 Watches, and Wearing a Woman's Thong for 24 Hours
Tagged: men's fashion, clothing, sex appeal
“The reason why drugs are such a problem is because they’re illegal, and so you’ve got people killing each other. How many legal businesses going on do you have people mowing each other down in the street, and chopping off heads and shit? If you made it legal you can regulate it, you can tax it; you’re not throwing everybody in jail.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: Drugs, Illegal Businesses
“People are going to love you, people are going to hate you. When you’re in the public eye, it’s just something that comes with the territory.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: Fame
“Climbing the mountain is always more fun than sitting at the top. It’s just that you have to find different mountains to climb.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: Challenge, Mountain, Climbing, inspiration
“They asked me what I wanted on my campaign flyer, I said I dont care as long as Im ridin a tortoise with a machinegun.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: campaign, Candidate, Tortoise, Machine Gun, Douchey
“All the big cars, bitches and bullshit in the world won’t make you as happy as having one good pal.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Bullshit, Friendship, priceless, Best Friends, The Value of Friendship
“Shooting drones, because it’s Sunday and this is America.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: drones, Sunday, America
“Spent time this week in the mountains. It’s good to disconnect, all things important in the city are irrelevant here.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Urban, Rural, City, country, Wilderness, Mountains, Disconnect
“It’s unreal how lucky some of these kids are, their parents just give them money &they sit around & play xbox all day.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: spoiled, XBox, Privilege, Money, Parents
“If I wanna go to Vegas in the middle of the night, then that’s just what I’ll do.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Las Vegas, bragging, player
“Snapchat is for kids and girls who want their life to be a reality show.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Snapchat, Reality Show, kids, Girls
“I need to take my family Christmas picture, message me if you have a rocket launcher I can borrow.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Family, Christmas, Dysfunctional Families
“You know your gym is owned by a fucking moron if they have a bunch of machines and no squat rack.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: gym, Moron, Squat Rack, Weightlifting
“Was bored in LA, told pilots to fire up my Jet, headed to Vegas.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: LA, Las Vegas, Bored, Private Jet
“This girl said, ur lame for not partying on a Saturday. Bitch everyday of my life is Saturday, you think I give a fuck that you have a job?”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Partying, Saturday
“It’s so crazy to me how many girls have left shoes at my house..It’s like how the fuck did u get home & how do u not notice ur missing shoes.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Dating, Morning After, One Night Stands, Shoes
“I only fuck 12s, unless I’m drunk, then maybe I fuck a 10.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Fuck, 1-10, Drunk, bragging
“My dad said invest in movies, NASCAR & buy a plane if you hate money, so I did all 3. I’m good at poker.”
— Dan Bilzerian
Tagged: Nascar, Movies, Money, poker, Ego
“ I don’t feel like the laws make it that much safer.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: Laws, Regulating Behavior
“If a person bluffs a lot in poker, he just thinks everyone else is bluffing more often. People equate things to how they live.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: poker, Reading People
“I think having personal freedom and not being politically correct and not playing the game is a good message in our fucking pussified situation that we’re in now.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian interview: the King of Instagram on Trump, the power of money, and his own Presidential ambitions
Tagged: Politically Correct, Freedom
“I remember distinctly having eighteen million in front of me and we're playing no limit hold 'em and heads up and the blinds were $10,000 - $25,000. So its a real big game. At any given point, if this guy says all-in, I've got to make a decision for eighteen million dollars.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian: Most money I’ve won in a day
Tagged: Instagram Bros, Poker Player, poker, Gambling, Instagram Fame
“In poker its tough, its tough to manage your money. Because you don't know. You can go out and play great and still lose. You can get your money in with the best hand and still get unlucky.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian: Going broke playing poker
Tagged: Instagram Bros, Instagram Fame, Poker Player
“When you're broke, you think a little bit differently.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian: Going broke playing poker
Tagged: Instagram Bros, Instagram Fame, Poker Player
“I would come home drunk and I would play and I would blast the account out.”
— Dan Bilzerian, Dan Bilzerian: Going broke playing poker
Tagged: Instagram Bros, Instagram Fame, Poker Player
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