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Daniel Desario

Daniel Desario Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Daniel Desario

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Total quotes: 6

“Daniel: All right, fine, I'll be a dwarf, but my name is Carlos.

Bill: Carlos the dwarf?

Daniel: Yeah, you got a problem with that, Gorthon?”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Discos and Dragons

Tagged: Dwarf, Dragon, Carlos the Dwarf, LARPing, Live Action Role Playing

“Daniel: Am I a loser?

Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Looks and Books

Tagged: Loser, sexually active

“These jocks think they're such badasses. Like they cured cancer or something.”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: We've Got Spirit

Tagged: Jocks, Badasses, cancer

“I hate astrology. What, everybody born in the same month is gonna have the same life?”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Carded and Discarded

Tagged: Astrology, Superstition

“Rock 'n roll don't come from your brain. It comes from your crotch.”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: I'm With the Band

Tagged: rock 'n' roll, Brain, Crotch

“Daniel: Why don't you make out with Nicky, and we'll call it a foursome?

Ken: Yeah, why don't you make out with my butt, and we'll call it love?”

— Daniel Desario, Freaks and Geeks, Season 1: Tricks and Treats

Tagged: Foursome, Butt Love, Make Out

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