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Daniel Mallory Ortberg

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Daniel Mallory Ortberg

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Birthday: November 28, 1986

Educated At: Azusa Pacific University

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Columnist, Journalist, Productor De Tula, Chayotero

Total quotes: 1

“If Stanley Tucci were your boyfriend, your apartment would redecorate itself in only the finest and most luxurious of fabrics. The predominant colors would be Nantucket blue, slate grey, and the color of the sea before a storm.”

— Daniel Mallory Ortberg, If Stanley Tucci Were Your Boyfriend

Tagged: LOL, Stanley Tucci, Dream Man, fiction

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