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David Kirschner Quotes

Total quotes: 60
“Winnie: Why was I cursed with such idiots sisters?

Sarah: Just lucky I guess.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Dumb Family, sisterhood, Sisters
“I smell children!”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Children, Smell
“STOOOOOOOOOP!”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
“I suggest we form a calming circle.”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: calming circle
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hocus pocus, when they say the title in the movie
“Hi!  Hello Billy!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hello
“My lucky rat tail!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: lucky rat tail
“This is…this is terribly uncomfortable.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Uncomfortable
“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Torture, Misandry
“Oh, I’ve been there, thank you.  I found it quite lovely.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Hell, lovely
“I am calm!!!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Calm Down
“A virgin lit the candle.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Virgins
“Couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: teenagers
“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: So Pretty!, Pretty Witches!
“Sisters, we’ve been gone 300 years.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Witch Life, Witches
“Mama Mousekewitz: It's the end of the world.

Papa Mousekewitz: No, it's worse.”
— Mama Mousekewitz, An American Tail
Tagged: End of the World, hanukkah movies
“Dani: Officer! Officer!

Allison: Officer, we need your help.

Cop: What's the problem?

Dani: [to Max] Tell him.

Allison: Go ahead.

Max: [nervously] Well, um well, you see I just moved here. Well, you see? It's like this: I I um broke into the old Sanderson house and I brought the witches back from the dead. See, I even have the book.

Cop: [disapprovingly] You lit the Black Flamed Candle?

Max: Yeah.

Cop: Come on. Okay, let's get on the sidewalk.

Dani: And he's a virgin.
[the cop stares at them]

Cop: [to Max] Come here. [Max comes closer to him]

Cop: [whispers] Are you a virgin?

Max: Yeah.

Cop: Really?

Max: Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: virgin, Burglary
“Jenny: [singing and laughing] I put a spell on you.

Dave: And I thought L.A. was a party town.”
— Jenny Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Screamin' Jay Hawkins, I Put a Spell on you, LA, Party Town
“[to Winifred] It doesn't matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul! You're the ugliest thing that ever lived, and you know it!”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: sold your soul, young, Old, ugly
“Thackery Binx: Elijah! Elijah! [he runs up to Elijah] Hast thou seen my sister Emily?

Elijah: Nay. But look. [he points to purple smoke in the sky] They conjure.

Thackery Binx: Oh, God. The woods! [he and Elijah run towards the field and see Sarah leading Emily into the woods] Emily!

Elijah: She's done for.

Thackery Binx: Not yet! You wake my father. Summon the elders. Go! [Elijah races off while Thackery heads for the woods]”
— Thackery Binx (voice), Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Elders, sister, Woods
“It's the chocolate-covered finger of a man named Clark!”
— Mary Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: chocolate-covered finger
“Billy Butcherson: [to Winifred, after finally freeing his mouth] Wench! Trollop! You bucktoothed, mop-riding firefly from hell!
[Winifred yells offensively]

Billy Butcherson: [happily to Max] I've waited centuries to say that.

Max: [disgusted] Say what you want; just don't breathe on me!

Winifred Sanderson: Billy! I killed you once, I shall kill you again, you maggoty malfeasance! Hang on to your heads!”
— Billy Butcherson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: wench, trollop, maggoty, malfeasance, insults
“Winifred Sanderson: [sings while flying] Book! Come to Mommy!

Voice of Thackery Binx: [Jumps on the book to prevent it from floating up to Winifred, with a screech] Afraid not!

Winifred Sanderson: Thackery Binx, thou mangy feline. Still alive?

Voice of Thackery Binx: And waiting for you!

Winifred Sanderson: Oh! Thou hast waited in vain. And thou will fail to save thy friends, just as thou failed to save thy sister!
[Screams and swoops down toward Binx]”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: mangy, feline
“Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!

Winifred Sanderson, Sarah, Mary Sanderson: [murmuring together] The burning rain of death?

Max: [lights lighter]

Winifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.

Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms wide]

Winifred Sanderson: It's the burning rain of death! Come, you fools! [pulls them off to the side]”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: burning rain of death
“Dani: You saved my life.

Max: I had to. I'm your big brother.

Dani: I love you, jerkface.

Max: I love you, too.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: lifesaver, Big Brother, jerkface, I Love You
“Jay: Oh man, how come it's always the ugly chicks that stay out late?

Winifred Sanderson: [Winnie, Sarah and Mary stop, turn and glare at the boys] Chicks?”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Chicks, Misogyny, late
“Oh, cheese and crust! He's lost his head! Damn that Thackery Binx!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: cheese and crust, fake swearing
“Winifred Sanderson: Therefore, it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear? That we must find the book, brew the potion and suck the lives out of the children of Salem before sunrise. Otherwise it's curtains. We evaporate! We cease to exist! Dost thou comprehend?

Mary Sanderson: You explained it beautifully, Winnie. They way in which you started out with the adventure part and slowly.

Sarah: Explained what?

Winifred Sanderson: Come, we fly!”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Witches, Curses, potion, Salem, Curtains
“Mmm, mmm, mmm! I need one of those instant ice packs. You girls are giving me a fever!”
— Bus Driver, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: ice pack, Lust, Fever
“Dead man's toe! Dead man's toe! Dead! Dead! Dead!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: dead man's toe, dead
“Jay: So let's have a butt.

Max: No thanks, I don't smoke.

Ernie 'Ice': They're very health-conscious in Los Angeles. [Jay and Ice laugh]

Jay: You got any cash, Hollywood?

Max: No.

Ernie 'Ice': Gee, we don't get any smokes from you. We don't get any cash. What am I supposed to do with my afternoon?

Max: Maybe you could learn to breathe through your nose. [Jay laughs but stops as Ice offensively glares at him]

Jay: Whoa. Check out the new cross-trainers.

Ernie 'Ice': [looks at Max's sneakers] Cool. [turns to Max] Let me try them on. [Max tries to leave, Jay stops him and smiles]

Jay: Later, dude!

Ernie 'Ice': See you, Hollywood! [Jay and Ernie laughing]”
— Ernie / 'Ice', Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Cigarettes, Los Angeles
“Max: What happened?

Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: virgin, Candle, Witches
“Dani: [as they plan to go to the Sanderson house] Max, I'm not going up there. My friends at school told me all about that place. It's weird!

Max: Dani, this is the girl of my dreams.

Dani: So take her to the movies like a normal person.

Max: Dani! Look just do this one thing for me, and I'll do anything you say. Please? Please? Please?

Dani: Okay, okay. Next year, we go trick-or-treating as Wendy and Peter Pan...[looks him straight in the eye]...with tights or it's no deal.

Max: [as Dani attempts to leave] Okay, okay, deal, deal.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Weird, School, Peter Pan
“[Sarah is pushed onto the "black river", but lands straight up]
Sarah: 'Tis firm! 'Tis firm as stone!

Winifred Sanderson: Why, it's a road!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: road, Firm
“Sarah: I am alive!

Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.

Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.

Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: alive, tricked, oafs
“Dani: You're my kitty now. You'll have milk and tuna fish every day. And you'll only hunt mice for fun.

Voice of Thackery Binx: You're going to turn me into one of those fat, useless, contented house cats.

Dani: [giggles] You betcha.”
— Dani, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: kitty, tuna fish, Mice, house cats
“Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?

Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.

Max: And what about new boyfriends?”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: magic spells, Witches, Old Boyfriends, zombies
“Winifred Sanderson: Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies.

Mary Sanderson: Spending a quiet evening at home.

Sarah: Sucking the lives out of little children! [Winifred chokes Sarah]”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Spinsters, knickers, Child Abuse
“[Exiting the clay oven where they were lured by a learn-to-speak French tape] Hello, I want my book. Bonjour, je veux mon livre.”
— Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: french lessons
“Jay: [with a tree filled full of numerous rolls of toilet paper in the background] You want to smash some pumpkins?

Ernie 'Ice': No.

Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?

Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already.

Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!

Ernie 'Ice': [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don't feel so hot.

Jay: It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker! [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]”
— Ernie / 'Ice', Hocus Pocus
Tagged: candy, smashing pumpkins, voyeurism, Overeating
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