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Max Dennison Quotes

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“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hocus pocus, when they say the title in the movie
“Max: You've messed with the great and powerful Max! Now you must suffer the consequences! I'm going to summon the burning rain of death!

Winifred Sanderson, Sarah, Mary Sanderson: [murmuring together] The burning rain of death?

Max: [lights lighter]

Winifred Sanderson: Look, he makes fire in his hand.

Max: [raises lighter to sprinkler, and the spreads out his arms wide]

Winifred Sanderson: It's the burning rain of death! Come, you fools! [pulls them off to the side]”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: burning rain of death
“Max: What happened?

Dani: [disgusted, readjusting her witch's hat] A virgin lit the candle.”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: virgin, Candle, Witches
“Max: [looking at the salt can] Well, what does it say?

Allison: Well, it says to form a circle of salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends.

Max: And what about new boyfriends?”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: magic spells, Witches, Old Boyfriends, zombies
“Miss Olin: Poor Thackery Binx. Neither his Father nor his Mother nor the entire town ever knew what became of him those 300 years ago. And so, the Sanderson Sisters were hanged by the Salem town folk. Now, there are those who say that on Halloween Night, a black cat still guards the old Sanderson House, warding off any who might make the Witches come back to life.

Max: Give me a break.

Miss Olin: Ah ha. We seem to have a skeptic in our midst. Mr. Dennison, would you care to share your California, laid-back, tie-dye point of view?

Max: Okay. Granted that, uh, you folks here Salem are into all these, uh, black cats and witches and stuff...

Miss Olin: Stuff?

Max: Fine, but everyone here knows that Halloween was invented by the candy companies. It's a conspiracy.

Allison: It just so happens that Halloween is based on the ancient feast called All Hallow's Eve. It's the one night of the year where the spirits of the dead can return to Earth.

Max: In case Jimi Hendrix shows up tonight, here's my number.

Boy in Class: Max, fat chance.”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: black cat, Tie dye, California, Jimi Hendrix, Halloween
“Max: We did it, Binx we stopped them!

Thackery Binx: I've wanted to do that for 300 years.. since they took Emily.

Max: You really miss her, don't you? Man, you can't keep blaming yourself for that. That happened so long ago.

Thackery Binx: Take good care of Dani, Max; you'll never know how precious she is until you lose her.”
— Max Dennison, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Miss you, take good care, don't know what you've got til it's gone
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