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David Wong Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Antidepressants. The thought of this girl actually being depressed made me want to grab the whole planet and throw it into the sun. Well, more than usual anyway.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: Depression, Love, Dating
“You see, Frank found out the hard way that the dark things lurking in the night don’t haunt old houses or abandoned ships. They haunt minds.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: Fear, Haunted, creepy
“Son, the greatest trick the Devil pulled was convincing the world there was only one of him.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: devil, Sin, Evil
“Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: first lines of books
“Life is a flickering candle we all carry around. A gust of wind, a meaningless accident, a microsecond of carelessness, and it's out. Forever.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: Life, Forever, meaningless
“Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: Death, jesus, zombies
“Let's say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don't worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you're the one who shot him.”
— David Wong, John Dies at the End
Tagged: Murder, Death
“The zombie looks like a man, walks like a man, eats and otherwise functions fully, yet is devoid of the spark. It represents the nagging doubt that lays deep in the heart of even the most zealous believer: behind all of your pretty songs and stained glass, this is what you really are. Shambling meat. Our true fear of the zombie was never that its bite would turn us into one of them. Our fear is that we are already zombies.”
— David Wong, This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It (John Dies at the End)
Tagged: zombies, humans, Fear
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