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Dean Winchester Quotes

Total quotes: 103
“OK, look. I want a big funeral. All right? I'm talking epic. OK? Open bar, choir, Sabbath cover band, and Gary Busey reading the eulogy.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Alpha and Omega
Tagged: funeral, Black Sabbath, Gary Busey, Open Bar
“Michelle: How exactly do you talk to an evil scary death machine?

Dean: Easy. I die.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Red Meat
Tagged: Evil Scary Death Machine
“Sam: Goodnight, jerk.

Dean: 'Night, bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Baby
Tagged: Bitch, Goodnight, Jerk
“Just a couple hours ago, I killed Death. I'm pretty much open for anything.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 11: Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire
Tagged: Death, Murder
“Well, there's pretty much what we do know, that they screwed with financial markets, they helped Hitler get started, along with god knows what else—probably disco.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Dark Dynasty
Tagged: Hitler, Financial Markets, Disco
“The universe is trying to tell us something we both should already know. We're stronger together than apart.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: The Werther Project
Tagged: Stronger Together, Universe
“A wise man once told me, 'family don't end in blood.' But it doesn't start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them family's there; for the good, bad, all of it. They got your back, even when it hurts. That's family. That sound like your mother?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Inside Man
Tagged: Family, Blood Ties
“Dean: So you're having a midlife crisis?


Castiel: I'm extremely old, I think I'm entitled.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: The Things We Left Behind
Tagged: Midlife Crisis, Ageism
“Right, you think these eggheads with all the crap they amassed over the years would have actually collected something important. Ah, here—He-wolf, She-wolf: A Study in Werewolf Transgenderism, six hundred pages, volume one. But, uh, something important, like I don't know maybe the oldest symbol known to man-'that's not worth our time, it's not weird enough.'”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Hibbing 911
Tagged: Transgenderism, He-Wolf, She-Wolf, Werewolf Transgenderism, Eggheads
“Dean: I'm not a demon any more.

Cole: Were you a demon when you murdered my father?

Dean: No.

Cole: Then you're still a monster.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 10: Girls, Girls, Girls
Tagged: Demons, monsters, Murder
“Game of Thrones is complicated. Shower sex...that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't hell. It's you.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Do You Believe in Miracles?
Tagged: Game of Thrones, shower sex, Complicated, Hell
“Killing things that need killing is kind of our job. Last I checked, taking pleasure in that is not a crime.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Alex Annie Alexis Ann
Tagged: Righteous Murder
“Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? That's what that whole speech was about? You're not afraid to die, are you? You're afraid to be left in these chains forever. Well, you can sit here and rot, you son of bitch.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Meta Fiction
Tagged: Hell, Torture
“Dean: [looking in the supplement bottle] These aren't 'supplements,' they're roofies.

Sam: What? How do you know what roofies look like?

Dean: How do you not know? You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out? In Chechnya?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: The Purge
Tagged: Chechnya, Organ Thieves, Roofies, Rohypnol
“Dean: So you're sayin' we're both a couple of dumbasses?

Castiel: I prefer the word 'trusting.' Less dumb. Less ass.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Road Trip
Tagged: Dumbass, Gullible, Trusting, dumb, ass
“If you're gonna be a man, you got to learn how to shake like one, OK? So give me your best Kung Fu grip. Good. [They shake again.] Now look me straight in the eye. Let me know that you mean business. Shake as hard as you can. [Shake again.] That's it. You shake like that, you'll be all right.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Bad Boys
Tagged: Kung Fu, Handshake, Manliness
“Hey. You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people. And douchebags.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Dog Dean Afternoon
Tagged: Sunglasses, Blind People, Douchebags
“Always knew I'd find the source of all evil at a vegan bakery.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Dog Dean Afternoon
Tagged: Veganism, Evil
“We going to fight or make out, 'cause I'm getting some real mixed signals here.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: Devil May Care
Tagged: Fight, Make Out, mixed signals
“Dean: All right, well, let's gear up. It's wabbit season.

Castiel: I don't think you pronounced that correctly.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Hunteri Heroici
Tagged: Pronunciation, Silly Wabbit
“Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Southern Comfort
Tagged: Mistakes, Choices
“You're a doctor. You're a medical professional. You're trying to tell me that my brother's life is in God's hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 9: I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here
Tagged: doctors, God's Hands
“Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, OK? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Sacrifice
Tagged: Disagreements, Loyalty
“Charlie: I love you.

Dean: I know.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Pac-Man Fever
Tagged: I Love You, Unrequited Love
“Dean: I got to say, I'm a little disappointed.

Sam: Yeah, because you wanted to shoot zombies.

Dean: Damn straight I wanted to shoot some zombies.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Remember the Titans
Tagged: zombies, Shooting Zombies, Disappointment
“Sam: I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Dean: Curly was a freakin' genius.

Sam: I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

Dean: It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 8: Man's Best Friend with Benefits
Tagged: Curly, Shemp, Three Stooges
“Wow, you get a trophy in Stockholm Syndrome.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: There Will Be Blood
Tagged: Stockholm Syndrome
“I hate these indie films. Nothing ever happens.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Of Grave Importance
Tagged: Indie Films, Boring
“Frank, hey, I don't mean to double-dip in your crazy sauce.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Out With the Old
Tagged: Crazy Sauce
“I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Repo Man
Tagged: Suicide
“Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Repo Man
Tagged: Voicemail, Nightmare
“Emma: You're a good man. My mother told me that.

Dean: I seriously doubt she said that. And if you knew me you would seriously doubt it's true.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: The Slice Girls
Tagged: Good Man, My Mama Told Me
“How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Time After Time After Time
Tagged: Rock Paper Scissors
“You're either laughing because you're scared or you're laughing because you're stupid.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Death's Door
Tagged: Nervous Laughter, stupidity
“Wait a second, do dogs even have ghosts?”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Defending Your Life
Tagged: Dogs, Ghosts
“I am your flesh-and-blood brother, OK? I'm the only one who can legitimately kick your ass in real time.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Hello, Cruel World
Tagged: Flesh and Blood, brothers, Kickass
“Yeah, you know how I'm gonna deal? I'm gonna stuff my piehole, I'm gonna drink, and I'm gonna watch some Asian cartoon porn and act like the world's about to explode because it is.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 7: Meet the New Boss
Tagged: Drinking, Cartoon Porn, Gluttony, Hopelessness
“You're a freaking child, you know that? Just because you can do what you want, doesn't mean you get to do whatever you want.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: The Man Who Would Be King
Tagged: Immaturity, Impulsiveness
“You know who whines? Babies.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: Mommy Dearest
Tagged: Whiny, babies, Whiny Babies
“I mean, accidents just don't happen accidentally.”
— Dean Winchester, Supernatural, Season 6: My Heart Will Go On
Tagged: Accidents
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