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Dr. Ian Malcolm Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“ [while being chased by the T-Rex] Must go faster.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: faster, Fight or Flight, Fear
“[seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Triumph
“Dr. Alan Grant: [watching Gennaro jump out of the tour car and sprint to the Port-A-Potty at the sight of the T-Rex] Well, where does he think he's going?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: urinary incontinence, port-a-potty, Public Urination
“Boy, do I hate being right all the time!”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Being Right
“[as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: king kong
“[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur feces] That is one big pile of shit.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: Shit, feces, dinosaur feces
“Dr. Alan Grant: You got any kids?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Me? Oh, hell yeah, three. I love kids. Anything at all can and does happen. Same with wives, for that matter.

Dr. Alan Grant: You're married?

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Occasionally. Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: kids, wives, married, divorced
“God help us, we're in the hands of engineers.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: engineers
“Dr. Ellie Sattler: So, what are you thinking?

Dr. Alan Grant: We're out of a job.

Dr. Ian Malcolm: Don't you mean extinct?”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: unemployed, Extinct
“Dr. Ian Malcolm: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.”
— Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Tagged: God, Dinosaurs, Women
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