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Dr. Jason Seaver Quotes

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“Dr. Jason Seaver: [after catching his kids having a party] Carol, what was going on in there that you couldn't hear what was happening out here?

Carol Seaver: Dad, I don't like what you're implying!
[Carol leaves until Mike and Jason see sawdust handprints behind her black skirt]

Dr. Jason Seaver: STOP!

Carol Seaver: [freeze and pauses for a moment] What?

Dr. Jason Seaver: What is on your backside?

Mike Seaver: Carol, looks to me like your butt's got a big mouth.

Carol Seaver: [chuckles in disbelief] Oh, you think these are Frank's, dad? Dad, they're mine. I mean—well, I was just talking to him and standing like this.
[Carol puts her hands behind her trying to play it off]

Mike Seaver: Good, Carol, and dad was worried you were hot for the guy.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Well, I think maybe it's time I had a word with Frank—maybe MORE than a word.

Carol Seaver: Daddy, please!
[Jason opens the door to his office purposely knocking Frank off the ladder to the floor]

Dr. Jason Seaver: And another thing: YOU'RE FIRED.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 5: The New Deal
Tagged: party, busted, Guilt, Fired
“Jason: [Mike wants to go to California to see Melina] But Mike, airfare to California is very expensive.

Mike: I know dad, but Carol is lending me the money.

Jason: Oh, get outta town!

Mike: OK, thanks dad, bye!”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 3: Great Expectations
Tagged: airfare, loans, California
“Dr. Jason Seaver: [Walking into the living room to turn off the TV] Mike, didn't you put your hand over your heart and promise to do your homework?

Mike Seaver: Dad, I will.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Well what do we have to do, pay you to do it?

Mike Seaver: You know, I think you're on to something here, dad.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 3: Nasty Habits
Tagged: homework, Bribery
“Maggie Malone Seaver: Four pages that are typed.

Dr. Jason Seaver: Researched.

Maggie Malone Seaver: Footnoted.

Dr. Jason Seaver: With bibliography.

Maggie Malone Seaver: That you should have been working on for four weeks.

Dr. Jason Seaver: And it is due tomorrow. And...

Maggie Malone Seaver: According to your teacher...

Dr. Jason Seaver: If you don't get at least a 'B' on this paper...

Maggie Malone Seaver: You won't pass the course. That means you...

Carol Seaver: Won't graduate!

Ben Seaver: Yeah!”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 3: Nasty Habits
Tagged: term papers, Research, Graduation
“Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way, Ben.

Ben Seaver: Has this been physically cleared by mom?

Dr. Jason Seaver: It has. Yes.

Ben Seaver: You've got something on paper?

Dr. Jason Seaver: Out of the way.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 3: Nasty Habits
Tagged: on paper, get out of my way
“Day-o. Day-ay-ay-o. Daylight come and me wan' go home. Day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o. Daylight come and me wan' go home. I work all day when the work is done. Daylight come and me wan' go home. I cook the steak 'til the steak is done. Daylight come and me wan' go home. Come, Mister tally man, tally me banana. Daylight come and me wan' go home.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 3: Big Brother is Not Watching
Tagged: Banana Boat Song
“Dr. Jason Seaver: [as he is on the phone] Hello, this is—It's a recording. Sexual Fantasies?

Mike Seaver: [Amused] Yeah?

Dr. Jason Seaver: Yeah, Mike.”
— Dr. Jason Seaver, Growing Pains, Season 2: Call Me
Tagged: phone recordings, Sexual Fantasies
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