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Dr. Pendanski

Dr. Pendanski Quotes

Total quotes: 7

Dr. Pendanski

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Total quotes: 7

“The early mole digs the deepest hole.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: Mole, Hole, early bird

“Mr. Pendanski: Stanley, if you’ve got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?

Armpit: Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.

Mr. Pendanski: I’m depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: Mentor, Questions, Be Nice

“It smells like puke from a mule been ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: puke, Mule, Asparagus

“They all have their little nicknames; however, I prefer to use the names their parents gave them, the names society will recognize them by.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: proper name, Nick, Parents, Society

“Mr. Pendanski: Good morning, Theodore!

Armpit: Man, it’s Armpit! I don’t know no fool named Theodore.

Mr. Pendanski: Well, I don’t know no fool named Armpit. [Hands him water] Here’s your water, whoever-you-are.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: proper name, Fool

“Mr. Pendanski: No one cares about Hector Zeroni.

Stanley: I do.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: Apathy

“Mr. Pendanski: You are here on account of one person; do you know who that one person is?

Stanley: Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that’s who it is.

Mr. Pendanski: No, you.”

— Dr. Pendanski, Holes

Tagged: Mistaken Identity

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