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Dustin Henderson Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“She’s hotter than Phoebe Cates.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter One
Tagged: Phoebe Cates
“Okay, it’s official. I’m never having kids.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things 3: Chapter One
Tagged: Anti-Natalism, kids
“She will not be able to resist these pearls.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter One
Tagged: pearls, Bribery, Resistance
“Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: locked door
“I’m sorry. You ate my cat.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Five
Tagged: non-apologies
“Whatever this thing is, it’s not traveling far.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Thing, Traveling
“Lando.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Seven
Tagged: repeated line, lando
“Found it! I knew she was hoarding it. I knew it. Always lying, saying she’s out. Bald-faced liar. Mike, I found the chocolate pudding!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Hoarding, Liar, bald-faced liar, chocolate pudding
“Yeah, that’s right! You better run! She’s our friend and she’s crazy!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: She's Crazy, Run, BFF
“So do you think Eleven was born with her superpowers like the X-Men or do you think she acquired them like Green Lantern?”
— Dustin Henderson,
“You like these pearls?”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Nine
Tagged: teeth
“No, Mike, you give me a break! All three of you were being a bunch of little assholes! I was the only reasonable one.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: When Friends Fight
“We can't stop those Demo-dogs on our own. Demogorgon dogs. Demo-dogs. It's like a compound. It's like a play on words, okay.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Eight
Tagged: play on words, Demogorgon, Demo-Dogs
“There's no bird nesting in my hair, asshole.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Nine
Tagged: Dustin's Hair, People with A lot of Hair
“Oh, Jesus! I'm in unchartered territory here, guys.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter One
Tagged: Going To New Places
“When I become rich and famous for this one day, don't come crawling back, saying, oh, my God, Dustin, I'm so sorry for being mean to you back in 8th grade.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Three
Tagged: Pollywog, Going On To Do Great Things, Discovering New Species In 8th Grade
“I am on a curiosity voyage, and I need my paddles to travel. These books are my paddles. I need my paddles!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Three
Tagged: Books, Curiosity, Learning
“Our friend has superpowers, and she squeezed your tiny bladder with her mind!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Bladder, Superpowers
“Sometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: insults
“But this girl's special, you know. It's just, like, something about her.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Six
Tagged: Crush, puppy love
“Sorry but you ate my cat!’”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 2: Chapter Five
Tagged: cats, Strange Creatures, Pollywog
“Dustin: 'Why do we even need weapons anyway? We have her.'

Lucas: 'She shut one door!'

Dustin: 'With her mind!'”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, monsters
“Dustin: 'You’re going to take out the demigorgon with a slingshot?'

Lucas: 'First of all, it’s a wrist-rocket.'”
— Dustin Henderson, Lucas Sinclair, Stranger Things
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, Demigorgon, monsters, Sligshot
“Just wait till we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Five
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, funerals
“We never would've upset you if we knew you had superpowers.”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, crazy, Superpowers
“YOU BETTER RUN! She's our friend, and she's crazy!”
— Dustin Henderson, Stranger Things, Stranger Things Season 1: Chapter Six
Tagged: Stranger Things, Supernatural, Friendship, crazy
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