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Evan Baxter

Evan Baxter Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Evan Baxter

character

Total quotes: 5

“Evan Baxter: I can't shave. Whenever I shave it just grows back!

Marty: That's what happens when you shave. But then you shave again!”

— Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty

Tagged: shaving

“Evan Baxter: These birds had a big meal earlier.

Rita: Want me to get my BB gun?”

— Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty

Tagged: Birds, Meal, BB Gun

“Make thee an ark of gopherwood. Gopherwood?”

— Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty

Tagged: God, Bible, Gopherwood

“Ark Reporter: What makes you think God chose you?

Evan Baxter: He chose all of us.”

— Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty

Tagged: God, Predestination

“Joan Baxter: Honey, maybe God didn't mean a literal flood. Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge, or emotion, or awareness.

Evan Baxter: If that's true, I am going to be so pissed.”

— Evan Baxter, Evan Almighty

Tagged: biblical literalism, Noah, God, Flood, Pissed

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