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Finaldaze Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Finaldaze

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Total quotes: 5
“When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese. She's the gratist.”
— Finaldaze, When we make pizza at home it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.
Tagged: Married Couple, Pizza
“Why does no one laugh at dad jokes?
The punchlines are so old they're full groan.”
— Finaldaze, Why does no one laugh at dad jokes?
Tagged: dad jokes, punchline
“Yesterday a dollar bill came out of my butt.
It made no cents. Still no change today.”
— Finaldaze, Yesterday a dollar bill came out of my butt.
Tagged: Dollar Bill, Money
“
I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.
He usually forgets his drumsticks so he has to wing it.”
— Finaldaze, I regret joining a band with a turkey on drums.
Tagged: Band, Turkey
“Why does Pennywise live in the sewer? He used to live in a septic tank but he ran out of room for his floaters.”
— Finaldaze, Why does Pennywise live in the sewer?
Tagged: Pennywise, Sewer, septic tank, Room, floaters
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