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Frankie Bergstein Quotes

Total quotes: 23
“Grace: You are in need of some serious cheering up.

Frankie: I'm not without cheer. I'm a little down. It's an honest down, and since you are so up, there's a homeostatic balance.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Bachelor Party
Tagged: Cheering Up, A Little Down, Homeostatic Balance, Sad Times, Pick Me Up
“Grace: Sol's probably going to ask you to do an interpretive dance.

Frankie: I don't think I can. I mean, I could. I mean, I usually see where my body takes me in the moment.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Invitation
Tagged: dance, Interpretive Dance, Body, Body Movements, Free Spirit
“Grace: Fold the corners. No, fold. Fold the corners.

Frankie: They're round. They do not fold. Anyone who can do this is a powerful witch.

Grace: Well, I can do it.

Frankie: I rest my case.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Invitation
Tagged: witch, Rest My case, Domestic, Folding, chores
“I struggle to believe you.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Fall
Tagged: Belief, Struggle, Doubt
“Frankie: Is that why you're wearing that ass hugging dress?

Grace: Exactly. Yes. When I walk into Larry's house, everybody's going to look at me and say, 'What a waste?'

Frankie: Wouldn't they be saying that when you walk out?”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: ass, Ass Hugging, Tight Dress, Called Out
“You can't see me, you can't stop me.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Dinner
Tagged: Sneaky, Stealing, Stop Me, See Me
“F*** that noise!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Bender
Tagged: Noise, Dismissive, annoyed, Objection
“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Bender
Tagged: Drunk, Drinking, Alcohol, Metaphor, Day Drinking, Drunk In The Morning
“ FLIMSY!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Loophole
Tagged: Flimsy, Declaration, Shock, Awe, Surprised
“Why would you yell at a golden retriever? They're like living hugs!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 2: The Loophole
Tagged: Golden Retriever, hugs, sweet, Kind, Warm, Yelling
“Once you see the real me, you are gonna run for the hills.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 4: The Expiration Date
Tagged: real me, Under It All We're Monsters, The Monster Within
“Everybody needs to toughen up and get me resurrected before I really lose my shit!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 4: The Expiration Date
Tagged: dead
“Sweet, muscular Jesus!”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: Strong Jesus
“When you left, I thought my life was over. I can't sleep in that big fucking bed without him. But I did it. And now I love having that bed to myself, it's fantastic, I sleep in a giant X! You know what this means? Im okay, and I'm going to be okay. Ta-da, congratulate me.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: Getting Over A Divorce, Best Parts of Divorce
“Frankie Bergstein: What brand would you smoke if your husband turned out to be gay? 

Clerk: Uh, Newports? 

Frankie Bergstein: For 20 years? 

Clerk: Lucky's.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: When Your Husband Turns Out To Be Gay
“No, no, that wasn't a stroke. They hadn't perfected edibles back then.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 3: The Musical
Tagged: Marijuana, Marijuana Edibles, Edibles, Stroke Or Just Really High?, Cannabis
“I don't need anybody but me to tell me that I'm an artist.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 3: The Art Show
Tagged: Creating Art, What Makes You An Artist
“This is not the energy I wanted to start my vision quest with.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms, Drugs, Psychodelica
“Have you ever wondered if Ben and Jerry make more than ice cream together?”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: Funny, TV Shows, Moms
“I gained another pound today. But I think it's a pound of knowledge.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Bachelor Party
Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
“And I am a certified amateur psychologist.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Vows
Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Parents
“If you're going into the kitchen could you get me two whiskey sours? One for each hand.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The Funeral
Tagged: Funny, Mom, TV Shows, Drinking
“You should probably brace yourself for some light vomiting followed by life altering hallucinations.”
— Frankie Bergstein, Grace and Frankie, Season 1: The End
Tagged: Funny, Drugs, Mom, TV Shows
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