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Fred Mertz Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Fred Mertz: You don't think she's a kleptomaniac, do you?

Ricky Ricardo: No, I think she just steals.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Marriage License
Tagged: Kleptomaniac, synonyms
“Ricky Ricardo: Say, what do you know about rice?

Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days of my life.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Ricky Asks for a Raise
Tagged: throwing rice, anti-marriage
“Lucy Ricardo: There's just two things keeping me from dancing in that show.

Fred Mertz: Your feet?”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Adagio
Tagged: bad dancing, insults
“Some people build model airplanes. Ethel reads postcards.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Drafted
Tagged: Hobbies, postcards, insults
“Ricky Ricardo: She seems to have some idea that I'm going to kill her.

Fred Mertz: That doesn't mean anything. Sooner or later, every married woman decides that her husband wants to kill her. She's usually right.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
Tagged: Murder, Bad Marriage, murder fantasy
“Ricky Ricardo: Lucy's acting crazy!

Fred Mertz: Crazy for Lucy or crazy for ordinary people?”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
Tagged: crazy crazy, regular crazy
“Ethel Mertz: What if I cried every time I put on a pound?

Fred Mertz: We'd be up to our ears in tears.”
— Fred Mertz, I Love Lucy, Season 1: The Diet
Tagged: Fat shaming, Weight Gain
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