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Glenn Sturgis

Glenn Sturgis Quotes

Total quotes: 6

Glenn Sturgis

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Total quotes: 6

“Could it be a race riot? It's so hard to tell in the early stages.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Pilot

“People assume all Christians are homophobes. You know, that is ignorant. You can't imagine how hard it is being stereotyped.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Wedding Day Sale

Tagged: Examples of Irony

“Just want to let you know, I know names besides Steve.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Labor

Tagged: Steve, Knowing Other Names

“Turns out they had a meth lab in their basement, which, turns out, was just a front for a dog fighting ring.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Secret Shopper

Tagged: Crystal Meth, Examples of Irony, Drugs

“God doesn't make mistakes very often, but when he does, you have to throw them right in the trash.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Wedding Day Sale

Tagged: God And Mistakes

“Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up, but can't, and when you pop them, they scream.”

— Glenn Sturgis, Superstore, Season 1: Color Wars

Tagged: Balloons

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