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Gretchen Cutler Quotes

Total quotes: 19
“How am I not arm candy for some international movie star with a giant dong? He's part owner of a cool tech company and invents apps when he's not dick-punching Peter Sarsgaard in his latest movie. Sometimes we talk about adopting a kid from a third-world country, but we never do it. And we live in a legit-ass castle in Malibu with one of those big modern art pieces by the guy who does the big dots.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: You Knew It Was a Snake
Tagged: Giant Dong, Peter Sarsgaard, Dick-Punching, Arm Candy, Malibu
“Oh, my God, that is so sexist and mansplainy! You a Gamergater? Am I living with a Gamergater?”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: You Knew It Was a Snake
Tagged: Sexism, Mansplaining, Gamergate
“Ew, books are gross.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: The Last Sunday Funday
Tagged: Anti-Reading, Illiteracy, Gross, Books
“Gretchen: You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.

Jimmy: Don't tell me.

Gretchen: Okay. I won't. [pause] I love you, too.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: The Heart Is a Dumb Dumb
Tagged: dark, I Love You
“No, seriously, Jimmy, I feel such empathy for you, being a writer. I mean, everyone feels sorry for kids forced to work in the diamond mines in Sierra Leone, but where is the telethon for the noble writer? Bravely drinking coffee, spilling his blood to get his feelings out, filling two, maybe three whole pages before his heroic effort is cut short by the desire to watch Internet porn or get a snack! All of you! Sucking the air out of the room with your self-pity-riddled non-problems!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Sierra Leone, Writers, Coffee, Internet Porn
“You're what this town calls a tweener. You're not hot enough to be the lead, and not fat enough to be the funny friend.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Tweener, fat, Skinny, Hot
“ Improv is the lowest form of comedy. That whole school of yours is just a bunch of actors so janky-looking, no one will write lines for them, so you have to make them up yourself.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: There Is Not Currently a Problem
Tagged: Improv, comedy
“I just moved in with my boyfriend and I don't have any stuff except for a food processor and, like, nineteen thongs, because even though at first we were like, 'I am not wearing that,' the patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed to the feeling of a fabric rope against my actual asshole all day. And anyway, even if I did buy the stuff of a life, there's nowhere for me to put it because I'm not sure this dude really wanted me to move in because I'm an irresponsible monster who burned down her apartment with her vibrator!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: Crevasses
Tagged: Food Processor, Patriarchy, Boyfriend, vibrator
“They're my parents! I get to lie to them until I'm old and they're dead, and you don't get a vote!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 1: Finish Your Milk
Tagged: Parents, lying
“Gretchen: You just spit on my vagina.

Jimmy: So?

Gretchen: Don't!

Jimmy: Why?

Gretchen: Why don't spit on my vagina?

Jimmy: It's saliva. It's gonna get there anyway.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Spitting, Vaginas, Spitting on Vaginas
“Have you ever had a day that starts with one bad decision? And then... it's just a cascade of bad decisions, until you're like, "Well, might as well burn down the whole town tonight"?”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 4: Not a Great Bet
Tagged: Fuck It, Life Sucks, Growing Pains
“I bought in! Finally, after a lifetime of being too goddamn scared and you punished me for it! It just confirmed what I’ve always known; at the end of the day I’m unlovable, fundamentally, always have been.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 4: It's Always Been This Way
Tagged: Commitment Issues, I Hate Myself, Afraid To Love, Unlovable
“There is horrible sadness and pain coming, and we’re inviting in.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 1: Fists and Feet and Stuff
Tagged: Commitment Issues
“You know this is the best time, right? It is all downhill from here, for real. I mean, you do get hotter, and get to do or eat whatever you want, and that’s awesome, but things are new right now. And you feel things so hard and that is beautiful.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 4: Not a Great Bet
Tagged: Youth, Growing Pains, Enjoy Your Life, Teenage life
“If 'I love you' is like a promise, it's just a promise to try real hard. It doesn't mean you can't fail.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: Try Real Hard
Tagged: Commitment Issues, I Love You, Relationships
“Well, as my Grandma used to say, it's only a walk of shame if you're capable of feeling shame.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 1: Keys Open Doors
Tagged: Shameless, one-night stand, Slut Shaming, Sex Advice
“Being vulnerable makes me angry!”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 3: Fix Me, Dummy
Tagged: Depression, Vulnerable, Defense Mechanisms, BPD
“You need to stop. It's like you have amnesia. Every day, you think things are gonna be different, and I'll just be happy. Well, maybe you can understand this. I feel nothing. About anything. Dogs, candy, old Blondie records, nachos, you, us, nothing. So for the last time, please go.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: A Rapidly Mutating Virus
Tagged: Depression, Empty, Loving Someone With Depression
“The patriarchy somehow convinced us that visible panty lines were unacceptable, so now I've just grown accustomed to the feeling of a fabric rope against my actual asshole all day.”
— Gretchen Cutler, You're the Worst, Season 2: Crevasses
Tagged: LMAO, Underwear, Beauty Standards, patriarchal society, Beauty Industry
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