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Hal Larson

Hal Larson Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Hal Larson

Total quotes: 5

“[Hal is going to make his move on some unattractive girls]
Hal: I'm going for the one in the middle. You can have your pick of the other two.

Mauricio: So you get the hyena, and I have to choose between the hippo and the giraffe?”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming, Thin-Shaming, Objectification

“[after introducing his overweight girlfriend to Mauricio]
Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming, take the cake

“Hal: So what do you weigh, like 110? 115?

Rosemary: [sarcastically] Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

“Tony Robbins: Hal, don't you think you're being a bit shallow here in the way you look at women?

Hal: Well, no! You know, I'd like her to be into culture and shit, too.

Tony Robbins: Ok Hal, hypothetical situation; Which do you prefer, a girlfriend missing one breast or half a brain?

Hal: Hmmm, toughie. What about the remaining breast? Is it big?”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming, shallow, Objectification

“[after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]
Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.”

— Hal Larson, Shallow Hal

Tagged: Fat-Shaming

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