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Hank

Hank Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Hank

character

Total quotes: 5

“When there’s seven billion people on the planet you might be lucky enough to bump into the one person you want to spend the rest of your life with.”

— Hank, Swiss Army Man

Tagged: soulmates, forever person

“If you don't know Jurassic Park, you don't know shit.”

— Hank, Swiss Army Man

Tagged: Jurassic Park, Movies

“Every day, you ride the bus and count the minutes, hoping you'll see her again. She smiles, and you feel a strange tingle up the back of your neck. Something carnal inside of you causes your body to break out in sweats. You feel like the luckiest man in the world. She sits alone, just like every other day, and looks out the window lost in her thoughts. You know that look. She's just as alone as you are. But she doesn't have to be. You could talk to her. Tell her you'd love to sit next to her today and every other day, because life is short, and no one deserves to ride the bus alone.”

— Hank, Swiss Army Man

Tagged: crushes, Alone

“You can't just say anything that comes into your head, that's bad talking.”

— Hank, Swiss Army Man

Tagged: Not Thinking, Blurting Out

“Before the Internet every girl was a lot more special.”

— Hank, Swiss Army Man

Tagged: Internet, digital age

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